listen you can talk about transformers for hours.. days even. but at the end of the day they just turn into cars
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Maybe one of the greatest things anyone has ever said seconds after completely shattering a glass door
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My 2yo does this thing where he approaches me and repeats "I need to be Master Chief," which means I have to give him a small foam dart pistol and put his mom's motorcycle helmet on him. He (relatively) quietly walks around like that for a while before announcing that he's "done"
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i liked deltarune chapter 5 but like, i feel like the flowers were kind of underdeveloped the chapter kind of needed like, a gorilla? He could be super smart and from the moon, with a short range toggle Tesla cannon, and a dome shield to counter control skill
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Drake in 2049 after a woman named Poodie Milk goes viral: 62 years young but i still smile, plus I got Poodie Milk on speed dial
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I like checking in with /r/sleep because the content is so much mellower than any of the doomer shit on here. This 72-year-old just discovered a new way to make his bed.









































