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bro don’t ask me what my tweets meant or who it was about, i just get random thoughts and send tweet
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o estas bailando el Tao Tao conmigo o estas bailando el Tao Tao en mi contra
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if i was a vampire i would straight up just kms. can’t even eat garlic? what’s the fucking point then???
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“i see the vision” yeah buddy, thats kinda how eyes work
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insurance premiums going wayyy up for everyone after the first time a flying tesla fails and falls on a 2013 ford focus
He really did it. He built a fucking flying car.
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the monster inside me wants a diet coke
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shopaholics be like: “please, just one more shoe”
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what it feels like using sonic in super smash bros
Dude really was going to loop back for a 3rd time at the end
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acab (all Chrises are bastards)
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since it’s october, today is freaky fact friday. freaky fact of the day: i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i lov
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i’m mexican and i HATE saludar, despedirme and mole #breakingmysilence
i’m mexican and i HATE cilantro and onion on my tacos #breakingmysilence
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replacing an old credit card in my wallet for the new one i just got
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ummm… guys…
just gave a mouse a cookie. that’s fine right?
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you should be allowed to dm someone who blocked you, just once, to ask what pushed them over the edge
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just gave a mouse a cookie. that’s fine right?
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WWJLCD what would juana la cubana do?
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gay son bf thot daughter gf
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her body tea. smooth move tea cuz it makes me lose my shit
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bro, did you hear me? i said meow
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Mexicans when it's time to celebrate Cinco de Mayo
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Cinco de Mayo has nothing to do with the preparations for the Dia de Muertos (the mask, the "papel picado", the Cempasúchil flower and the guitar decoration) es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cinco_de_… es.wikipedia.org/wiki/D%C3%ADa_…
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