@rob0griffith

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 West Virginia
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Joined March 2012
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Neurodivergent doesn’t mean “dumb and horny”
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I apologize in advance if any gesture I make looks like a Full Throated Nazi Salute - I did not mean to do that and I think Nazis are bad and not funny - also Elon Musk is clearly interested in authoritarianism and race science
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If you do crossword puzzles you probably think Issa Rae is the biggest star in the world
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Judge: Was the defendant speaking to a child under age 4? DA: No Your Honor. They were not Judge: *gavel sound* Tombstone
Jeff May (CEO, Antifa Org.)@heytherejeffro26 Feb 2024
If an adult says "chicky nuggies" out loud, you should be legally required to stop what you're doing and immediately give them a tombstone piledriver
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Watching TV after not watching TV for years: Is Olive Garden good? It looks pretty good
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and yet we all float on okay
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my manager is in her office unironically enjoying the music of Nickelback
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How come you 'puke your guts out' but 'shit your brains out'?
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Looney Tunes are also known as Merrie Melodies🤯
Siddhant Adlakha@SiddhantAdlakha14 Mar 2023
American things I did not realize until very recently: the "tunes" in "Looney Tunes" is a pun on "toons" because they're pronounced the same way with an American accent. Likewise, "Do the Dew" (the Mountain Dew slogan) is meant to sound like "Do the Do"
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I learned that I say apricot like a British person
This pisses me off - when I get a new hat and wear it in the warehouse people are like”oh hey I didn’t recognize you because you don’t usually wear a hat” - this dude gets a new hat and people are like ARE YOU RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT?
Big move by an old timer at the diner - - walks in, asks if they have waffles, orders a waffle and a cup of coffee then puts on Jay & The Americans on the jukebox - - 9/10 I almost ordered a piece of cake to see what happened next
FUN FACT: Wishbone's real name is Soccer ⚽️
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@PBS26 Aug 2022
Good morning to Wishbone and Wishbone ONLY #InternationalDogDay
a lot of people are pointing out that bacon isn't vegetarian - whatever - the real crime here is putting tortilla chips on a burger
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@JoePostingg9 Jul 2022
Burger King put bacon on one of their Impossible Whoppers
I was seduced by the siren song of significant savings
The internet thinks Frodo and Sam are lovers because the internet has no friends
COVID-19 The Widowmaker
Billy Merritt@BillyMerritt3 Jan 2022
We’re due for a new submarine movie!
also they should make shrimp flavored Pringles and call them Prawngles
R⭕️B@rob0griffith5 Dec 2021
Just tested a hypothesis by adding BBQ seasoning rub to a chicken cracker - I was correct! BBQ Chicken Ruffles would be so good! Put Julius Randle on the bag!
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