It's always hard learning you're not wanted anymore...

One of the neighbors in my house is either having extremely vigorous sex, or having a tough time cleaning that stain.

Nothing like a teacher being late to her own final. Cool!

Just went through and unfollowed every celebrity/rando that didn't make me laugh or feel relevant. We'll find out how many friends use twitt

Seriously. At this point, fuck Twitter. Hardly anyone I know/like uses this BS anymore. Who actually cares about celebrities?

So out of my league. Fuck.

I also have this sinking feeling that very few of my actual friends actually use Twitter anymore... #WhatAmIDoingOnHere?

I cannot wait to be done with all of this shit. #ResearchPapersBeGone #GodForbidsFinals

Simmer down, and pucker up. I'm sorry to interrupt its just I'm constantly on the cusp of trying to kiss you.

Have you got color in your cheeks? Have some aces up your sleeves? I dreamt about you nearly every night this week.

Crawling back to you, ever thought of calling when you've had a few? Cause I always do.

youtu.be/6366dxFf-Os Why'd You Only Call Me when You're High?

That moment when you throw that sweatshirt on and then you realize how filthy it is once you get to class...

youtu.be/XwjXb5h58hg Akon - Locked Up. #TRUEGJAMZ

Whenever I see fake eyelashes or excessively red lipstick: quickmeme.com/img/c6/c6886e5…

Has this stopped being cool yet?

I hate and love that sweet smell of citrus-y residue that gets on your fingers after you eat a clementine.

#ThingsIMiss AIM. Whatever happened to 8th grade?