What was @VW thinking when they choose Olaf Lies to front the media about the emissions scandal? wasn't Hans Cheats available? #pr #crisis

Hey @CarlosGil83 did you know you were supposed to get a bunch of stamps to get in tonight?

Who else is flying solo at #appbash tonight? Bespectacled Englishman in need of a beer! #df15 #desperatenotdeaperate #lettheabusecommence

As the great and good descend on the cinema it was nice of you boys to get dressed up for the Mad Max premiere tonight. :) @mattandalex

Is anyone in Hollywood under more pressure right now than Amy Pascal? #sciencejokes #stillgotit deadline.com/2014/12/amy-pas…

Is it me or does it sound like Group M have created another media just to secure a second helping of clients' plans? mumbrella.com.au/wpp-launch-…

Kim Williams 2012, "Print is not dead." Kim Williams 2014, "Print is doomed." Objectivity is easier to find from the outside. @mumbrella

Honestly, if you're using consonents instead of vowels you're not getting a job with me. #realtalk #oldschoolgrammar theage.com.au/executive-styl…

#Soup of the week: Spiced parsnip with parsnip chips and sage. #souponsunday #soupoftheweek… instagram.com/p/sW-ga9vn3y/

#Soup of the week: Minestrone. #souponsunday #lunch #easylunch #soupoftheweek instagram.com/p/sW-KbUPn3P/

Bears doing #BJJ: turtle. #ngv #bearsdoingbjj instagram.com/p/sW9GytPn2E/

Bears doing #BJJ: spider guard. #ngv #bearsdoingbjj instagram.com/p/sW9AndPn16/

Bears doing #BJJ: every fight starts standing up. #bearsdoingbjj #ngv instagram.com/p/sW8580vn1y/

Unfortunate typo or does @AdNews have a problem with Mitchell's? @mumbrella

I guess the only appropriate response to this inappropriate Rolf story is #ROFL. See what I did there? @mumbrella mumbrella.com.au/pr-firm-apo…

So Tuesday bake day has made a comeback. Calvados apples with frangipani. Now I'm off to hug my very… instagram.com/p/oLoZodPn0J/

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I expect #Nine will be scheduling Bridget Jone's Diary this week. Best #biffo since Cleaver v Darcy. #PackerGyngell youtube.com/watch?v=6gxOffgz…

Doing my bit for the baby shower... #muffins #toffeeapple #amansworkisneverdone #food #before instagram.com/p/njrO2Xvn-z/

Apparently the CEO of #RadiumOne hit his gf x117 in 1/2 hr. Exceptional impact tracking but the freq delivery left something to be desired.