IM a stand up guy and comic. Follow me to the promise land with funny tweets show information, and dates lots of dates!
Hollywood CA
Joined May 2010
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Tomorrow im throwin down in #lasvegas at @laughfactory_lv. Back on the marquee in small letters at the bottom😂😂 #standup #comedy #gordosdoitbetter #bigboyseason instagram.com/p/CHeAUnWAkta/…
This wed in #whittier ill be with the homie @funnyseb hit him up for reservations limited seating n its outside so dress accordingly. #standup instagram.com/p/CHZQWoIgtAK/…
Today is what dreams are made of. Con el favor de dios my cousin will bring the undisputed belt home. Hard work, dedication, n desire to be great got him there. #letsgo #ufc254 @ufc #andnew instagram.com/p/CGuvdq1gfg9/…
Tonight 6pm pst ill be live streaming my boxing match with @realpunchlines on my facebook comedy page m.facebook.com/comedianrober… #letsgo instagram.com/p/CGs84T6AL0x/…
#November 12th thru the 15th ill be @laughfactorylas with @butchbradleycomedy and @rick_delia great to have some comedy back in #vegas i def hope its like riding a bike. #standup #comedy #chistes #dowork #letsgetit instagram.com/p/CGqY0tXA4_c/…
😂😂😂 dead.this kid is a killer and this weekend on pay per view has a chance to win a belt. #@violent__1 .ufc254 @ufc @justin_gaethje instagram.com/p/CGiqThmgiCQ/…
Dropped the champ @justin_gaethje off with his team. Been a great camp next stop #fightisland to get that belt. #ufc254 # instagram.com/p/CGVFfAqgvgX/…
This dude killed it this weekend @enterthesandman135 . Hes my cousins teammate but im still a fan. Worked his ass off all camp n came out closer to a belt. #ufc #mma @elevationfightteamco instagram.com/p/CGTJ-KhAcWR/…
Dont sleep on us old dudes over 40. #43 #dowork ill fluff up with some water n air back into my lungs. We workin ova here instagram.com/p/CGIXR8KgG2a/…
*****new intense workout*** can u keep up? #calestenics #gordosdoitbetter#robertoscomedy #instavid #fyp #realpunchlines #@realpunchlines instagram.com/p/CGF-_EgAIFL/…
Cant wait to go home n restart a career I've spent almost my while adult life doing. Been a good break for sure i def needed it. instagram.com/p/CGEPILqA-jR/…
****training alert***** cardio is so important i was exhausted after this workout but i #gohard #cardioking@joseraymondcomedian @tengooseboxing_gym im ready to take the cake.@realpunchlines instagram.com/p/CGBNjdnA9uV/…
Getting some safe rounds with my cousin @justin_gaethje . the old man still got some swings left. instagram.com/p/CF7Z0iygaZt/…
Oct 23 its going down. I wish it was an eating competition but its boxing. We will live stream it im boxing my buddy @comedian_richard_barba @joseraymondcomedian @tengooseboxing_gym @realpunchlines #realpunchlines instagram.com/p/CF2_2TRgxGb/…
****leaked training video *** getting that work in for October 23rd boxing it will be all comedians #realpunchlines @joseraymondcomedian @tengooseboxing_gym my cousin @justin_gaethje looks so disappointed lol instagram.com/p/CFSel64gS3U/…
#thunderandlightning ok maybe maybe a burp n a fart. I tried to work out for the first time since Bush Jr was in office. At 43 i need to work them muscles before they work me #gordosdoitbetter #themhandstho instagram.com/p/CE4pWyngySG/…
Its hot af in denver as well but tuesday it's snowing. instagram.com/p/CExdVOMgI1u/…
The homie @iblackmouth made this of me getting punched and its 100% accurate.😭#standup #comedy #hugacomediantoday hope all my comedy friends doing ok. instagram.com/p/CECt7oVA_tW/…