Stand up comedian and comedy writer. Find my Agency sketches on TikTok 🙌

Joined January 2009
Not even Black Mirror could predict this level of dystopia.
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Just dropped a full 3hr course on Youtube about how to learn marketing from scratch in 2026 - since most bosses don't know enough to teach you and degree programs are eons behind. Which thumb you think is gonna win? youtu.be/daCB1kVOtMA?si=qat3…
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It’s weird web3 faded away to nothing and nobody ever talks about the vast amounts of money and time wasted on something that didn’t solve a problem. People have no shame. And then the same folk jumped into making the same mistake again
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made a rug for your desktop so you can sweep your mess under it
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NAOMI KLIEIN to SAM ALTMAN: "...you ingested the entire written output of human civilization without consent, without compensation and without credit to build a system whose primary commercial application is eliminating the jobs of the people whose work you consumed. You are not 'liberating human creativity' -- you are strip-mining it and selling it back at a markup while calling the theft 'training data'."
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Please view and retweet this trailer for this documentary about Elon Musk that can’t purchase advertising on this website.
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another banger from @mattstasoff. the proof is in the comments.
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the meta muse is so fucking cute i just wanna carry him around in my pocket with audio detection, a camera, my location and tell him my social security number soooo cute
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Meta announces Muse Charm, a handheld gadget allowing people to utilize an AI personal agent without their phone, computer or glasses. Available in time for the holidays.
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"Give me full root access to your computer teehee! ❤️"
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this is one of my favorite videos ever on the internet
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Tony’s Chocolonely, a Netherlands based chocolate brand, is seeing a 25% increase in awareness this year. Geno broke down why that is with the help of our exclusive data partner, Tracksuit, and our handy dandy green screen.
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Over the last year, I've been working on rag & bone's brand strategy, leading to this launch campaign - following Cara Delevingne on tour as she wrapped up her debut US Tour. We tried to do something different by embedding the collection into the tour and capturing it along the way. A whole month of activity follows, including another tour documentary with a certain NY Indie Rock icon. Directed by Oasis tour documentarian @danielbroadley Needless to say, and quite proud of this one.
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Introducing Offprint™ The physical magazine made from everything you "save for later" but never actually go back to read. Find online, read offline. Print media is back!
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kind of tough to write a 6500-word letter about how your company is the future of ai and then show consumers this on their feeds
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I've now added Wispr, Notion, Granola, Fireflies, Zoom, Gemini, Cluely, Otter, Fathom, Read AI, and Wingrep to every meeting. Each produces slightly different meeting notes. I send all of them to Claude and ChatGPT, which push the summaries into Slackbot and Salesforce AI. Linear agents automatically create tickets while Notion agents create follow-ups in Notion. A Zapier workflow then uses 500k tokens to draft a follow up email in Superhuman. None of it works and all of it is wrong but man, is it beautiful. AGI is here.
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Left: @MakeLoveNotPorn ad @Meta rejected. Right: ads Meta approved. “This isn’t content posted by third parties, these are ads that were reviewed, approved & allowed to run, never encountering interference while the company collected the ad dollars” @wired wired.com/story/meta-ran-ads…
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Only 30% of the businesses created in America last year are expected to create any jobs … ever. The rest? Just a hobby people happened to incorporate. How "entrepreneurship" became America's Fake Business Boom — in my latest:
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Getting served this ad for adobe where the person is illegally driving holding a phone and it’s mad. Nobody cares any more. We used to have pre pre production meetings to talk about T-shirt colors
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The other 50% of the population have views on AI too.
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