my stomach doesn’t care what time it is. 6:30 in the morning and i’m hungry? yeah, spaghetti sounds great!
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first time in forever that i slept in on a saturday. feels good but i'm stumbling around a little lost.
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if i were the president i would simply choose not to fuck everything up and continuously shit myself
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what do you believe M4A stands for?
Replying to @CounterSignalCO
Yes, which should be expanded, not shrunk as it is now. But that’s not the same thing.
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getting aggravated with an old bastard in traffic. got beside him and realized i had gone to school with him.
fuck
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pronounced croissant correctly at the burger king drive through and a giant boxing glove on a spring shot out and punched me in the face




