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OG RD | tweets are personal | sometimes posts a picture or two | full stack desi | speaks agentic

A datacenter Near you
Joined January 2009
सबसे प्यारी सुबह तेरी, सबसे रंगी तेरी शाम…
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This is so good!
Our company president is 67. For 45 years, no one has called him anything but "President." His employees. His clients. I'm fairly sure his wife calls him "President" in her heart. Last month, he visited our office in Georgia. On the first morning, they took him to a diner. A waitress named Darlene, around 70, poured his coffee without asking and said: "Here you go, baby." The president froze. In Japan, a woman calls a man "baby" after thirty years and a wedding. Darlene had known him for forty seconds. He did what any serious Japanese executive would do. He decided this was the opening of a negotiation. He stood up, bowed, and presented his business card with both hands. Darlene took it, tucked it into her apron, and said, "Thank you, sugar." Sugar. Now there were two of them. He sat back down very slowly. He did not touch his eggs. Finally, he leaned over to one of our American employees and asked, in a low, serious voice: "What is my relationship with this woman?" "You don't have one, sir. She calls everybody that." "Everybody?" "Everybody." He could not accept this. The next morning, he wore his best suit. He started keeping notes. I have seen the notebook. Day 1: Baby. Day 2: Sugar. Day 3: Hon. Day 4: Sweetie pie. Under Day 4, in his careful handwriting: "I am being promoted." He told me later, "I have been married for 40 years. My wife has never once called me sugar. A woman I met eleven minutes ago did." Then he said something I think about a lot. "In Japan, warm words are something you earn. Over many years. In Georgia, they pour them for you with the coffee. Before you've done anything to deserve them." On his last morning, he did something none of us expected. He had practiced it in his hotel room for three nights. Darlene filled his cup and said, "There you go, baby." And the president of our company looked up at her, completely serious, and said: "Thank you, darlin'." Darlene laughed so hard she had to sit down in the booth next to him. The men at the counter started clapping. One of them yelled, "He's one of us now!" He came back to Tokyo a different man. On Sunday morning, for the first time in 40 years of marriage, he walked into the kitchen and said to his wife: "Good morning, sugar." She dropped the lid of the rice cooker. She still hasn't said anything about it. But he tells me she has been smiling for a week.
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Pro tip: this year you can say “this is AI” to all the “gift ideas” reels that your significant other sends you! Follow me for more relationship advice!
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Alright, let’s begin with the fundamentals… What counts as a “Wellness device”? Could anyone on my TL clarify this for me?
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POKITO Diljit and Daddy Yankee!
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अभी बादलों पे छायेगी दीवानगी…!
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Victoria’s Secret ❌ Mira-Bhaynder’s secret!✅
Vasai-Virar Fashion Week
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“तेरे दर पर सनम चले आये… तू ना आया तो हम चले आये…” …Me while selecting pick up on food delivery apps when delivery charges are too high!
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No nonsense November!
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Replying to @hwchase17
bro, databricks very much is databricks for agents
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स्वप्न स्वाहा हुए तो हवन हो गया नयन झरने झरे आचमन हो गया पीर लय में घुली आरती हो गई दर्द को स्वर मिला तो भजन हो गया! - Prateek Chauhan
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🚨 Liftoff of GSLV-F18 carrying NVS-03 at 11:51 PM IST from Second Launch Pad, SHAR! ISRO's rescue mission for NavIC is now underway 🚀 #ISRO | #GSLVF18
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Wake up, new llm benchmark just dropped!
Agentic money laundering
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🇮🇳: bhai baxxodi mat kar lage pade hain 🇺🇸:
Elon, have a lot of respect for you, but bad time to troll. Please stop. Our SPCX shares (from our $500m investment in your Twitter takeover) are worth more than a billion. Would appreciate if you show a little support. Thanks!
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Cryptocurrencies are like one sided love, it’s only worth as much as the believe you have in it, it’s only significant for the people who believe in it… and if anyone ever tries to validate it existence or worth in the real world… everyone loses! 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Two of the biggest zero-day “attacks” happened to the two compnies that are conveniently in a non-regulated space while managing billions of dollars! 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Koi aapse pyaar kyun karega?
Breaking News: A Chinese businesswoman who had a close relationship with Nvidia’s CEO, Jensen Huang, was found to be passing intelligence to Beijing. nyti.ms/3Ukob1t
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करवा चौथ की शुभकामनाएँ! विशेष शुभकामनाएँ उन single लोगों को जिनके लिए किसी ने व्रत रखा… और अतिविशिष्ट शुभकामनाएँ उन लोगों के लिए (single or married) जिनके लिए एक से ज़्यादा व्रत रखे गए हैं!
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“अतापि और वतापी दो भाई थे!”
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Replying to @RamaswmySridhar
I don't think we should fight. The two companies are complementary. Since you're not doing this AI stuff, I really think Snowflake should consider getting its AI tokens through Databricks. You can get both cheap OSS models as well as frontier (OAI/Ant/Gemini/Grok) models from our platform. It all goes through Unity Gateway which has Smart Routing, Budgets, and Access Control. You can even use Omnigent with any harness, including CoCo. Most of our customers used this to reduce token spend ~30% last few months while token count went up. Genie lets you then track, control, manage that spend, all your financials, marketing, etc. Quick POC?
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