@rolliwrites

Writer & artist. Work in @nytimes @WSJ @Playboy @SatEvePost @thewalrus. Newsletter: https://xitter.cf/t.co/WqHCCRAnYg. Buy me a ☕: https://xitter.cf/t.co/DrMDfdBUGG

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“If you ever see a white van or a woman with bulging eyes, run. Run and scream.” Read my latest essay for Chapter 16, "The Bug-Eyed Lady." #essay #memoir #nonfiction #longreads chapter16.org/the-bug-eyed-l…

The Bug-Eyed Lady

We’d all heard the rumors. Of a white van. And its frightening pilot: a woman whose giant eyes stood on the edges of their sockets, threatening to jump. T…

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Coffee 12 + 2. Good afternoon to you. ☕️
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A failed magician ... a whimsical pervert ... an enigmatic hotel. My new story, "Hearse/Limo," is now live over at Fictionable (shorturl.at/WiMjA). Read the full story here: shorturl.at/pG8DI #fiction #shortstory
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OVERHEARD: "I'm not doing well. There are too many snacks in Canada."
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The first is about a hearse/limo driver, the second a gravedigger with significant back pain. Both will be out soon - very soon.
Rolli
@rolliwritesSep 21
Keep an eye out this fall for new short stories in Fictionable and Strange Matters. 👁️
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Coffee 17. And you know what I mean. ☕️
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Coffee 21. Almost done. ☕️
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He works on a sliding scale. If I don't give him enough treats, he slides off the cushion and bites me.
Rolli
@rolliwritesOct 17
I have a wonderful therapist. That bites.
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I have a wonderful therapist. That bites.
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Coffee 18. How have you been? ☕️
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Coffee 12 + 2. How are you? ☕️
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OVERHEARD: "Those poor little protons. I feel sorry for them."
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I have a short story - about a gelatinous wolf - in the new issue of The School Magazine - available in 750 Australian schools.
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It was a beautiful night, except for the murders. The moon was mid-flight. Sirens sang like rival prima donnas.
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Coffee 3 + 1. I've just begun. ☕️
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That time of year... #drawing
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I wish to retract this statement. Snickerdood got his head stuck in a tissue box.
Rolli
@rolliwritesOct 7
I do believe that we are being watched by non-human intelligence.
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I do believe that we are being watched by non-human intelligence.
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