@ronnui_

Super desperate for you to like me

 he/him
xitter.cf/search?q=from%3Aronnui_%20exclude%3Areplies&s=09
Joined May 2008
  • Tweets33.9K
  • Following622
  • Followers52.2K
1.5KMedia
Women get to smell like real things (vanilla, lavender) but men have to smell like concepts. What the fuck is "cool sport rush"
2,247
83,074
5,874
743,135
Tony Hawk's Bill Hader
1
1
17
962
Ron Iver retweeted
jon drake@DrakeGatsby21h
“Your Cinemark password has appeared in a data breach, putting it at high risk of compromise” oh no. The hackers are gonna find out about my incredible taste in film
1
8
116
3,047
Dune Part 3? More like... Doin'.... hold on. More like dude.... Dune Part 3? More like... ok wait
2
2
31
1,636
Girlfriend texting me: I’m at the store do u need anything (2 minutes later): Hello ? Me 4 hours later: Sorry I was mixing your hair products together to make a potion. Can u go back and get chips
3
258
10
7,505
75,541
Ron Iver retweeted
Benny Feldman@FeldfrogOct 24
I try to watch movies from the perspective of an audience member and try to imagine what I might think if I was someone watching the movie
17
505
11
7,451
79,859
we cookin up antibiotic resistant adhd
maeve ~
@miaaowingOct 23
THE FUTURE IS HERE
205
22,849
325
245,841
3,510,700
if i had a daughter id name her groceries (after the store☺️)
19
1,009
34
8,244
164,297
Ron Iver retweeted
jon drake@DrakeGatsbyOct 25
When the woman building a full tunnel system beneath her house comes up on my feed and she’s got a large power tool of some sort
2
4
183
3,617
It's funny that all the conservatives responding are just arguing Obama hasn't been to a cheesecake factory. They're not even really disagreeing with him.
Aaron Rupar
@atruparOct 24
“He’s got the White House looking like Saddam Hussein opened up a Cheesecake Factory” — Obama
4
1
42
1,616
Things got heated in the bar last night but two real life minions deescalated the situation and I'm actually really good friends with the other guy now
1
16
1,507
Ron Iver retweeted
LN@abernothingOct 24
florida ceiling windows
1
3
16
941
(holding my cat) i love you so much. i would kill anyone for you (remembering that that’s a reactionary violent right wing coded way to express love) i mean i would build a hundred cities for you
50
2,145
19
28,113
189,308
Why did he use such a moist photo of his wife for his tattoo
Mike Dippy (prev. yapzaddy)@mikedippy3 Jul 2025
Ethan Klein’s tattoos are gonna go so hard in divorce court.
287
6,621
Ron Iver retweeted
Ron Iver@ronnui_Oct 23
[taking a time machine back to a freestyle battle in the 2000s] Me: Give me any topic My opponent: Th- Me: And the topic has to be Alexander Hamilton
10
1,025
7
24,422
220,726
A sneeze guard can't stop me. I'm gonna get that sneeze in there. Nice try though.
2
1
42
1,693
MeidasTouch
@MeidasTouchOct 23
NEW: Vivek Ramaswamy says Amy Acton being a victim of childhood sexual abuse makes her “flawed” while defending his ad featuring her estranged mother. “In politics sometimes it's a tough sport.”
5
221
3,913
[taking a time machine back to a freestyle battle in the 2000s] Me: Give me any topic My opponent: Th- Me: And the topic has to be Alexander Hamilton
10
1,025
7
24,422
220,726
16
1,489
31
25,724
262,173
Ron Iver retweeted
jon drake@DrakeGatsbyOct 23
James Dolan looks like a character from I Think You Should Leave. Tell me you couldn’t see him being one of the old dudes Connor O’Malley is convincing he could be a star. Moon River Rock looking ass
Rhys 🇦🇺‼️@SulloReportOct 23
What the actual fuck have I just read
1
2
37
2,433
I feel like I'm going insane. It's a niche character from a British TV channel literally decades ago that never broke out of the UK media sphere and the studio is expecting everyone in America to be like "WOW HE'S BACK"
gianmarco
@GianmarcoSoresiOct 21
The press campaign for Ali G has to be the largest I’ve ever seen for a movie that is certainly going to bomb
1
24
1,628
Load more