@roofieman69

Widespread panic enjoyer. Big man on campus 86’| #mywifeAbitch | #Stillrippinbag |

 Tuscaloosa, AL
Joined April 2025
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Game plan for tomorrow 1. Wake up at 8am and cut the grass 2. Go buy 24 Miller Lites 3. Watch football all day and Drink 24 Miller Lites You don’t understand how excited I am
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Gay son but would #hit
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Barney “Deputy” Fife@DeputyFife69Oct 26
Jack Browns burgers has sold to private equity.
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This how I feel right now #geeked #tweetingfromthetoilet
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Not even gonna give today a chance #black
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Me and my buddies tryna think of a trio Halloween costume idea. Drop some ideas.
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Well Alabama lost, I will be smoking, gooning and then going to bed. #fuckmylife
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JJ@JJ_sports_Oct 15
I would rather go back to the BCS than a 24-team playoff.
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#wifedat ?
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Something ain’t right here #oddoneout
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My ex just hard launched with a black guy #itsover
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Posting on social media about how many energy drinks you consume is so gay.
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Emotional at 9:45am #pearljam #anakin
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Hotel didn’t have an extra blanket #rip
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This place sucks ass
Micheal “bump” smith@roofieman69Oct 10
Fina hit Georgia tech, anyone there?
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Fina hit Georgia tech, anyone there?
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#fuckyeah
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Is anyone gona be in ATL this weekend? Would love to grab a beer with some of you guys. #LANK
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Best spots to get beers with a fake in ATL #LANK
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Who tryna Venmo me
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