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I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.

Lake Como, New Jersey
Joined February 2011
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Kolek’s jersey might get in the rafters before Brunson
Q “Who’s the fakest celeb fan you’ve seen courtside?” Tyler Kolek “Maybe Taylor Swift?” Deuce McBride “I would agree…Swifties not gonna like that answer” Kolek “I’m gonna get some hate…I guess she’s got a lot going on…can’t come all the time…but it’s a little performative”
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day 1 of the blue wave
“What the f*ck are you doing?” Fan gets ejected for passing the ball at the referee
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Zach Wilson outplayed Patrick Mahomes in prime time. and no one will remember it because of this “penalty” and a couple other gems from the zebras. in an alternate universe the Jets win this game and Zach Wilson turns into Aaron Rodgers because of it
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Welcome to Madison Square Garden, Dalton Knecht 🙌
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Democrats, Republicans, don’t matter. That was an Austin Seferian-Jenkins touchdown and you’ll never convince me otherwise.
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Just over 10 years ago, this was an SNL skit. Now it's real-life in Michigan. What's strange is that one political side is all in on it.
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someone will do a backflip in the combine and we’ll pass on Jeremiah Smith
The New York Jets currently would hold the 5th, 6th and 10th overall selections in the April 2027 NFL draft. No team in the common draft era ever has had three top 10 picks in the same draft.
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14 seconds left at the 35.. and we send everyone deep? Reich’s key card better not work tomorrow
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we should just start kicking the field goal in first down whenever we get the ball inside the 5. this is disgusting @nyjets
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rage baiting by dropping a “so what are you supposed to be?” on someone who clearly put a lot of effort into their easily recognizable costume
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Landry Shamet broke a 53-year drought His best friend just broke a 57-year one Aaron Ashby & the Brewers just won the World Series in 5 Shamet's 91.7% 3-point shooting in the ECF is an NBA playoff record Ashby's 18 straight scoreless innings in relief is an MLB playoff record
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humiliation rituals have officially gone too far
After a string of Christmas breakups, Chelsey is heading home for a fresh start. Could a reunion with her high school sweetheart change her luck and her love life? Ayesha Curry and Matthew Daddario star in Second Chance Holiday, premiering on Roku on November 5!
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-750 to be a @Friday_Beers lead slide this week
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OMG TYLER KOLEK 🤯
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I love Caleb but if that’s not a walk idk what is
ROOKIE CALEB WILSON COOKED PAUL GEORGE 🤧 Shifty jab into the dunk 😯
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happy 10 years
Happy birthday to this future president.
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Andrew Beck when they called his number on first down
In three plays, the Jets will be kicking a field goal
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look what you’ve done @nyjets. another soul crushed. I hope you’re happy.
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1st and goal from 1 inch and Frank Reich finds a way to lose 12 yards. Nathaniel Hackett levels of incompetence
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who needs the playoffs when every year the New York Jets are playing must win games from Week 7 on out
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