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Matthieu (Matty) Jordan — PARODY.

@roundcdshicld

“I just wanna have some fun!”

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Matthieu (Matty) Jordan — The Pride and Joy of his Team. Twenty. College Freshman. Star Soccer Player. Quiet himbo. Secretly bisexual. Submissive versatile. 18+ ONLY. Like + RT.
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Tavion.@SonOfGodTavion18h
Made a promise with my cell mates that once they were released we’d raid the house of the man responsible for putting them inside. Last night the three of us struck. He begged and pleaded; not for his life, not to save his valuables but he begged to take all three of our BBCs.
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Yes, really! Now Matthieu can give Trevor some of his jerseys to wear.
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Trevor's back straightens, lips immediately breaking into a bright smile. Wait. Really?
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No, no. It’s perfect. Perfect amount of time, perfect amount of — well, Trevor, really. Everything was perfect. So, of course Matty would be Trevor’s boyfriend. Zero hesitation. It’s all he could ask for.
𝑻𝒓𝒆𝒗𝒐𝒓 (@hishealinghand) profile picture𝑻𝒓𝒆𝒗𝒐𝒓@hishealinghand8h
Yeah! ... He knows it hasn't been — Very long. But after what was said when Matthieu delivered his present... Trevor really can't keep pretending he doesn't want this between them to go somewhere.
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Would literally lick the almost-drool up. Wait… boyfriend? Dear god, Matthieu may have just exploded into a million little heard-shaped pieces.
𝑻𝒓𝒆𝒗𝒐𝒓 (@hishealinghand) profile picture𝑻𝒓𝒆𝒗𝒐𝒓@hishealinghand8h
The almost literal drool coming out of his mouth as he admires his breathtaking boyfriend isn't proof enough~?
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He needs to prove it. Even though Matthieu is wildly aware of Trevor and his non-straightness.
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Trevor is so not straight. He's known about his heterosexuality deficiency for a long time, but he's preeeetty sure he's just been turned even less straight than he already wasn't.
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It’s the least he deserves, hehehe. Fine. Then Matthieu will TRIPLE down!.. …if that’s even possible.
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Flatterer~ Well, that just means Trevor has to double down on the affection.
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And yes — its because it’s Trevor’s birthday today.
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Yes, he can dress in outfits other than a soccer jersey sometimes.
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Yes, he can dress in outfits other than a soccer jersey sometimes.
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GOOD. AS YOU SHOULD! And, naturally, he blushes. Hard.
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I will only accept that for today because it's my birthday. Grinning, he pecks Matty's cheek.
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ALL YOU, HANDSOME BOY. MWAH.
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Cutie~
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Raphael@AngelicPhyscianSep 1
"It's alright. You're under my protection." More Info Below.
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GO WISH HIM A HAPPY BIRTHDAY NOW!
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Another year 'round the sun! Hope 26 is as kind to him as 25 was.
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𝑻𝒓𝒆𝒗𝒐𝒓@hishealinghand21h
Another year 'round the sun! Hope 26 is as kind to him as 25 was.
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Apologies for missing Sunday. He was... distracted during a trial. One would hope this makes up for it.
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Jay Hardy | PARODY@JayH4rdyNov 1
Happy (late) Halloween, ya filthy animals.
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Brady Stevens | PARODY@BradySt3vensNov 1
This Caped Crusader was out on the prowl last night. Happy (late) Halloween!
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Luka Dončić — #77.@unsuspectxngNov 1
He didn’t dress up, but still had a great time on Halloween.
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He opted for uh… “easy access” for his Halloween costume.
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Oh, that’s very wrong. You are one of a kind. Soon, indeed, big man~
𝑻𝒓𝒆𝒗𝒐𝒓 (@hishealinghand) profile picture𝑻𝒓𝒆𝒗𝒐𝒓@hishealinghandNov 1
Not any more perfect than you. See you soon, handsome~
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/oh my god you’re perfect./ You’re a dream come true. Anyway, can’t wait for that.
𝑻𝒓𝒆𝒗𝒐𝒓 (@hishealinghand) profile picture𝑻𝒓𝒆𝒗𝒐𝒓@hishealinghandNov 1
The prince's wish is my command~
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