twitter makes me feel friendless

Joined September 2018
i only eat food so my coffee has something to land on throughout the day
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Turns out it’s a lot easier to defend your house from bandits when you have the Google Assistant. Take it from @IncredibleCulk. #HeyGoogle
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It’s nice when someone calls me erudite and then I have to google what it means.
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Tekashi69 spitting bars on an Eminem beat?! 🤔😂 @6ix9ine @Eminem
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