
@rozanohwell on ao3 π hollanov and hudcon down π π«π·
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Bygones (wip)
π models & nepobabies
π hollanov AU
πincomplete, explicit
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genuinely this would so be the perfect Halloween costume for Shane, he'd have a field day doing his silly little lobby boy roleplay all night at the party and he'd be so horny and proud of himself
so much of this is about consent and once again....... people are fumbling the open book test
i like the idea that hollanov play chess together. It came about because they were both some level of concussed and needed something that was low energy and Shane couldn't read and they were both bored as hell (and sex, despite Ilya's pleas was a no go).
By the time they are allowed to do something else they've actually become quite good and it stays the Legendary Chess Marathon. They never really touch a board again after that because most times the trash talking ends up with them fucking nasty and Shane complaining about
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There has to be one goalie in the league that Shane simple Hatesβ’, he hates to play against him, hates the sight of him, cannot stand him, and it's not because the goalie is good, quite the opposite, and he cant stand the thought of being near him, so people start +
forced to look in the eye the wikipedia article i wrote two years ago and that's been left as a draft in my chrome tabs because i have to send my laptop to tech support, love the executive dysfunction of it all
Vampire Ilya who is stuck in a 18yo body and decided he was never ever going to tell anyone who he truly is meets Shane Hollander, a retired hockey player in his early 40s who adamantly refuses to date him, let alone fuck him because he's way too young for him
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remember when gym bro ilya and yoga instructor shane fucked at the gym and ryan price saw everything on the security cameras π
your child is not fine she's having a panic attack at the thought of sending her laptop to tech support
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« Le droit de vote des femmes » les suffragettes posaient des BOMBES
never not thinking about them



























