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twitter crazy gan, you fit dey plot on woman wey you like make she dey tweet about just getting fucked by another guy 😆😆😆
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Finding out u have pretty boy potential u just need to work on yourself a little
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Come to think of it.
That man would still be alive if he slapped his wife instead of kissing her.
You know how crazzzzzzzzy this sounds.
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Getting killed for a kiss on the forehead
But marrying off 6 yrs old girls is legal under their law????
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Don’t stop talking about the mass slaughter of Christians by Islamists in Nigeria.
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Killing people who are married for a forehead kiss but supporting child marriage and marital rape and somehow it is a religion we are supposed to see as good?
even worse when she posts that fuckass barbie in distress meme and captions “wowwwwwwwwwww” on the 23rd of september 17:44 2026. so your tummy genuinely sinks and there’s absolutely nothing you can do. 😂
When your crush is tweeting about a dark skin with tats and piercings and I don’t remember having any of said features.
#fears
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This girl fainted and we tried to call her father
We found 7 dads on her phone
Big dad
Sweet Daddy
Zaddy
Little Dad
My heaven Dad
Good Dad
We called the "sweet Daddy"
That one told us he is married and we should never call his line again.long story cut short
We ended up calling her mom
Na one mama she get but plenty fathers





























