When in a public waiting room, please do not verbally ask Siri about your gross symptoms and have her answer out loud
Biggest surprise of the weekend: Nick Jonas does sexy, R&B songs and has a 6-pack now. #purityring? #amen
Just heard a radio commercial for Christian health insurance. Took a whole 10 seconds to get to the "abortions are 0% covered" part
I just discovered that Louis CK wrote and directed "Pootie Tang". Yep. That Louis CK. Uh huh. Take it in. Take a second.
The prostitute on @HouseofCards started out in musicals at my junior high. #istillhaveachance #actingnotprostitution #clarification
If only I had worked at @hooters. I'd have been a CEO by now: management.fortune.cnn.com/2…
Great article about how we can learn from companies that have innovated their way to "stunt foods" wired.com/wiredscience/2013/…
Bringing me back to the white background days of "Mellow Yellow" and "Zoot Suit Riot" @gap ads: bloomberg.com/news/2013-09-1…
#pumpkinspicelatte The drink that almost wasn't. Starring my boss, Peter Dukes: blogs.wsj.com/corporate-inte…
Canoe beer. Is there any other kind? crankarms's photo: instagram.com/p/d-aemnrNlM/
Tonight I watched a dog who looked like a wolf stare longingly at the contents of a chicken coop. #amiinabedtimestory? #urbanhomestead
Collective coffee roasting in Brooklyn (via @nytimes): [email protected], [email protected], [email protected]
Energizer just acquired a bunch of feminine care brands from J&J. #sloganimplications
ABSS = Adam Brotman Social Situation. Coined at the @Starbucks partner forum this morning. #nowigetit: fastcompany.com/most-creativ…
Double shot in stores is totally difft than canned product. If you like espresso (and deliciousness), u will not regret it #starbucks
