Alaskan-Kiwi, CEO and co-founder of @EightWireData. 1 part Phil Dunphy, 1 part Milo Minderbinder.
Wellington, New Zealand
Joined May 2011
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When told that the queen died my daughter asked who the next queen would be and that sums it all up really.
Hey @cloudHQ_net, your customer @azmatmalick is using your tools to spam and harrass companies for (unnecessary) security services.
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Now let's cover the Ukrainian geography. First, as we can see, Ukraine is a very flat country. It has mountains only in the very west, in Carpathians, and in the very south, on the southern cost of Crimea. The rest of the country is flat as a pancake. What does it mean? 🧵
This was addressed to me and delivered to my house today. I have no idea who it’s from but If you want to poison or bribe an Alaskan, this is the way to do it people. #yummyfish instagram.com/runswithhandsi…
Yes officer, it seems my husband's been abducted. The man was, was wearing a blue leisure suit. Plates were from Kansas. He was a huge, beastly… bulging man.
#GBBO needs one baker with plot armour. They stay in because of baking comedy: dropping cakes, mixing up salt and sugar, forgetting to set the timer…
gonna get on my call to a guy in SF while under my desk to earn some Kiwi points. #eqnz
2nd jab was great I got knocked out for a 3 hour nap and my kids had hours of uninterrupted screen time. Winner all around.