Stairs in either direction is a nightmare
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Getting compliments on my thriving monstera daughter and the new hand soap I just bought as a treat for the bathroom.... feeling seen
Me when I'm on vacation from work after Christmas and seeing a Mike Leigh in theaters: 😃
Watch the official trailer for Mike Leigh’s Tender Loving Care ♥️
Tender Loving Care is in select theaters in NY and LA on December 11 and expanding on December 25 via @bleeckerstfilms.
Chicagoland's best kept secret is Bakery Crescent... homemade egg salad sandwich with a little bit of extra butter spread on their croissant loaf... what a treat
We have our first Native governor, first gay governor, our first Black woman governor... pretty cool stuff... also Florida's first Black governor but he sucks shit and farts unfortunately
If I ordered biscuits and gravy and it came out with brown gravy I would be so fucking scared
Did you know if you mash some leftover pasta into a scoop of mashed potatoes it's almost exactly like pierogi
Trying to focus on my job but I'm all excited about making my niece an ornament for her first Christmas
When your reply to a friend starts getting replies and favs from randos because their tweet is blowing up.... it can be frightening for everyone
