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doc🛸cohl

@rustycohl

staring into the abyss, just to feel seen

Joined May 2011
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fuck it, theory of gravity:
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Woman with 477 matches who just ghosted 38 men in a row on Hinge: Why aren’t the fellas asking so many questions, no one wants to know my favorite color anymore
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but no, of course not, it’s definitely just you, you’re the outlier
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we might need congressional intervention against match group at this point, it’s becoming a genuine problem for all kinds of reasons
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Watching Elizabeth Holmes spend her final days before going to jail speed-running the creation of Theranos 2.0 kind of redeemed for me the idea that the Empire would just make a second Death Star.
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@cafkafkOct 31
being really good with computers is an absolutely incredible skill because it lets you make your own life unnecessarily complicated in ways normal people could never imagine
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@sickdotdev23h
Using a stick of RAM to stir my coffee this morning, fuck you, Sam Altman
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@favwontmissOct 31
Google losing 500 billion dollars in value because of their own decision to force AI summaries down our throats when their revenue model is based on search engine ads would be funny if it weren't also evidence of how shockingly dumb the people currently running the global economy are.
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I feel like dating should be FUN, getting to know somebody, going on dates, learning each other’s personalities, laughing, flirting, and seeing if there’s a genuine connection. When did everything become so complicated???
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@_katetoloOct 18
can we plz figure out PMS before inventing superintelligence? ty
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@allie__vossOct 17
This website is the only place you’ll get screamed at for wanting to be attracted to your spouse
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ZeroHeart10@ZeroHeart10Oct 17
Replying to @arturodraws
Hank would look at Trump supporters, shake his head, and say "Are we really gonna let the President be a man from /New York/?"
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everything is geometry, except geometry, which is topology
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He's not a hero, he's really fucking awful, and when push comes to shove, he was the only one unable to accept the unacceptable, while his better-person peers just live with it.
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I want to try dating again but everyone seems so awful
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@thankyouparlayOct 16
A woman that considers me.
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@_1AG_Oct 15
fellas, are you choosing good pussy or a good dick suck????😭🤣
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Like I’m not lying, if you want men to be better people you also gotta know they’re going to require more from their counterparts
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nay@nayuu44uOct 16
I CANT stand people who give me mixed signals like do u actually wanna do this or not
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