@ryan_long_01

WORK: Senior Graphic Designer @purdueforlife / PAST: @BoilerFootball, @haasf1team, @indycar, @ims / DAD: x2 / DRIVE: ‘21 VW GTI / OPINIONS: Mine

 West Lafayette, IN
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Joined August 2009
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This reminds me of the time I told @JackAnsell15 that he throws like an Aussie and he said “I’ll take that as a compliment, mate.” 🇦🇺🦘🏈
Connor Ferguson
@cfchangs9Oct 21
I cannot believe his social media team allowed this photo to go out
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This story gets at least 15% gayer with every retelling. Absolute magic and I’m here for every second of it. 🍑 💪
Aaron Rupar
@atruparOct 20
Trump on Jon Husted: "I'm studying his body. I've never studied the body of a man before. It's not my thing. Nothing wrong with it, of course. But it's never been my thing. But I looked at his ass. I said, 'His ass, shit, it's like a pile of muscle.' Then I looked at his legs and I said, 'Man, his feet are big.'"
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If you ever run across an NHRA Funny Car drag slick, they make a pretty solid table
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Found some of my @IMS work from 20 years ago on display #charliebrowns
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Was getting in my car on campus and a guy standing by a work van asked if I could do him a favor. He was sending his resume to an HVAC company and he couldn't get rid of the blank second page of his PDF. This was as close as I will ever get to "is there a doctor on board?"
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Ryan Long retweeted
🍄@AngryAFMarioOct 6
The people who started a political movement because Cracker Barrel changed their logo are going to tell you this isn’t a big deal.
Headquarters
@HQNewsNowOct 6
Trump on Iran: Let 'em take out Los Angeles and San Diego, it's a small price to pay
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Hey @tacobell how do I handle this??
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Perfect, Hoss. No notes.
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Dude’s brain is like wet cat food at this point
Aaron Rupar
@atruparSep 30
Trump: "The greatest ballroom ever built -- it's also a tremendous military complex with a drone port on top. Be careful. Don't fall over the edge. And only a Hispanic could survive that fall."
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She’s from Texas I can tell by the toast
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“The #indycar race isn’t political!” *watches IndyCar footage in weird nu-metal propaganda video alongside bombing and attempted assassination clips*
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrumpSep 26
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“There are always flowers for those who want to see them.” –Henri Matisse
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Absolutely love to wake up every day to the dumbest shit possible.
NewsWire
@NewsWire_USSep 23
Trump Aides Explore Attaching President’s Name to Ford’s Theatre, Site of Lincoln Assassination — MS Now
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The racist trash at @FreshCleanThrds doesn’t seem to care that everyone knows what they are up to. These ads have been up for weeks.
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I will forever hold the opinion that the NCAA should mandate that all punters be Australian-born.
Chad Fisher DNP
@ChadFisherSep 19
This Florida State punter looks like a lesbian that breeds poodles.
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Neat branding for A&M to have the SecDef in their polo as he discusses a news story about alleged hidden combat deaths. Earned media!
Alexandra Ingersoll
@AlexIngersollSep 20
Exclusive: “Even if we wanted to attempt to hide a combat death, we never would and we never could.” - @SecWar Hegseth responds to allegations of more service member deaths in Iran than reported. “We never would because of how much we cherish the lives of our service members - every single one of them.”
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Ijeboi - Crank That #boilerup
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Times are tough right now but imma keep grindin
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We out here putting truck plates on subcompact crossovers
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This is making me have flashbacks to running the @BoilerFootball socials in ‘24 vs. Illinois, not being entirely confident in the overtime rules, but definitely fully aware that all the SIDs had already left the press box for post-game interviews. Good times.
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