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AMERICAN VULGARIA

Montana, USA
Joined August 2016
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Here’s the cover for American Vulgaria 5: The Extreme Fun Issue 🍭 preorder is live through our website (🔗 bio)
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Here’s the cover for American Vulgaria 5: The Extreme Fun Issue 🍭 preorder is live through our website (🔗 bio)
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I wanna see a witch. a vampire. maybe a sexy minion
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A young bison jumps for joy at the first snow of the season. Montana.
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There are only two men I trust around me with a camera: @ryandsimon & @mattiopattio
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Three drawings from The Manner chapter of Private Interiors.
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Codeine, sex, and violence in Gulf Coast Texas. Cowboy up. Thanksgiving 2026.
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So down it’s never looked more up
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Cell phone addiction is an absolute thermonuke to the brain and nobody 'takes it seriously' because it is not clear that there is any solution in a world where the revealed preference of everyone across the globe, regardless of income, race, age, any factor whatsoever, would rather be on their phone than do *anything* else. Deciding "I use this too much" and meaningfully altering one's behaviour doesn't seem to have much success for any of the very small minority of people with the sentience or self-reflection to realize how bad it is. Most people seem to think of it as an unproductive habit at most, rather than an addiction. Any attempt to speak seriously about this is met with derision, accusations of pretentiousness. There is no real solution to it. The future of human cognition fifty years down the line is horrifying if you stop and think about it for even a moment.
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Adam Lehrer: MAMACast Ep. 187 teapawt.org/i/broadcasts/1pKkOXNLL…
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I was wrong to say this. We are always being formed in one way or another throughout life, and if a tastefully hip album moved you, whether in your teenage years or ripe adulthood, who am I to deny you this? Always learning, always young
Those are not your 9 most formative albums you liars
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Those are not your 9 most formative albums you liars
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It’s the season
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Replying to @ryandsimon
Really sexy girl! Great cover!
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Victoria Patruno Lemmi in AV5: The Extreme Fun Issue w/ art, photos, and Q&A. Preorder available now @victoriamaplot
Here’s the cover for American Vulgaria 5: The Extreme Fun Issue 🍭 preorder is live through our website (🔗 bio)
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