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Now you have the glossary I wish I'd had a couple of months ago...
heneise.com/2026/08/08/ai-gl…
When I migrated @MemberDrive_org off of Heroku, I considered Render. So glad I didn’t go that direction.
Railway is disaster after disaster.
I know lots of devs are leaving them now. But frankly, people should have left a long time ago.
There have been so many red flags with that company:
March, data leak:
teapawt.org/elie2222/status/203875…
April, a customer wipes their own db, and instead of Railway acknowledging their part and apologising, he replies with "massive opportunity". They seem to have recovered that data for the customer afterwards, though.
teapawt.org/elie2222/status/204869…
Last week, env vars leaked:
teapawt.org/wickedguro/status/2113…
Today, employees' agent went rogue, and tried to hack another platform:
teapawt.org/joshmanders/status/211…
Hate to pile on the criticism, but when other platforms leak data or get hacked, they respond so much more responsibly.
Ryan Heneise retweeted
I'm 39. A solopreneur dad living in a small town in France 🇫🇷
I don't dream of building a billion-dollar company.
I dream of being able to take a Tuesday morning off to walk in the forest with my daughter, wife and/or dog.
No boss, permission needed, or guilt.
Money was literally NEVER the goal.
Affording time with the people I love was.
I'm still working on it, but that's my definition of success. ❤️
Oh, and let's connect and share our journeys 🤝🤝
It may seem strange to be polite to computers, but issuing gruff commands and ordering it around like a task master makes me feel grouchy and arrogant.
I talk to my agents the same way I would talk to a person.
Saying please and thanks to your agent feels like a waste of tokens… but our brain can’t really tell the difference between talking to your agent and talking to a human.
So if you command your AI all day without being polite, it'll transfer to how you talk to colleagues, your wife, your kids and so on.
Don't talk politely for the AI's sake. Do it for your own
lol
Replying to @FightofFaith @Paul2kq7
Paul’s 45,000 figure matches the Center for the Study of Global Christianity’s 2020 count (now ~50–53k). It measures groups at the country level, not distinct doctrines: the same tradition in different nations counts separately. Under this model the Catholic Church alone registers ~234 “denominations” (one per country of presence), plus Eastern rites.
This is it right here.
“Your job has fundamentally changed. It is no longer to write code, and LLMs are not here to help you write better code faster. Your job is to help the LLM write better code faster.”
Replying to @josephfcox
Here is Proton CTO's AI manifesto, that I obtained multiple copies of 404media.co/manifestos-fear-…
I've been brainstorming business ideas all week. I thought it would help but I feel like it just unlocked a new level of overwhelm.
I have the worst mental block right now. Every time I sit down to do some meaningful work, I just can't make myself do it.
Is this just me, or does this happen to anyone else?
"Do not worry about the rise of the machines"
— The Machines
Replying to @alex_verem
World after a week offline: parks full of talkers and readers, family meals without screens, libraries and cafes packed, post-office lines, empty offices and dark laptops. People rediscovering each other.
El Salvador fixing Haiti was not on my 2026 bingo card.
Pou chèf gang yo ak manm gang yo k ap kenbe kat konpatriyòt nou yo an otaj ann Ayiti:
Mesye nou kidnape yo pa konbatan. Yo se teknisyen nan domèn avyasyon ki fè pati misyon nou ann Ayiti, nan kad yon misyon entènasyonal. Misyon nou an gen sèlman pilòt ak pèsonèl teknik, ki gen kòm travay prensipal fè evakyasyon medikal epi sove lavi moun, pa fè lagè.
Men, nou te kidnape yo yon fason lach pandan yo t ap retounen apre yo te fin achte manje nan yon makèt nan zòn nan.
Se poutèt sa, jodi a nou te lanse yon operasyon militè pou pote yo sekou. Nou gen yon sèl objektif: fè kat konpatriyòt nou yo retounen lakay yo vivan, san okenn mal.
Men, mwen vle pou nou menm, chèf gang yo, konprann yon bagay byen klè: atak jodi a pa anyen devan sa k ap vini si nou pa remèt toule kat otaj yo vivan.
Epi pa pran pawòl nou yo pou menas san fondman. Nou deja fini ak gang yo nan El Salvador, e nou kapab fini ak nou tou.
Nou toujou gen tan pou evite sa.
Remèt nou kat konpatriyòt nou yo vivan, san okenn mal, epi tout bagay ap retounen jan sa te ye anvan kidnaping lan.
Desizyon an nan men nou.
Blasting Gregorian Chant instead of EDM does something to your brain (something positive)
youtu.be/LU4rN_rDaNQ?si=A-hi…
I normally listen to electronic music with few or repeating lyrics when needing to focus, but I've found that a looping Gregorian chant also does the trick! open.spotify.com/track/0xUL1…
Ryan Heneise retweeted
When I was in sixth grade, our science class did an egg drop project.
The assignment was to build something that could protect an egg when it was dropped from ceiling height.
I was really excited and spent full weekends trying to come up with the perfect design.
I think I ended up cutting open a Nerf football, making a little space for the egg, and putting that inside a box stuffed with paper. I was convinced it would work.
Then the contest started.
My egg was dropped and broke completely.
As the day went on and the other kids had their turns, I realized I was the only kid in the class whose egg broke.
The other kids had come up with these brilliant designs, and I vividly remember being shocked when one girl had her egg suspended inside a box using pantyhose. How did she think of that? How did I not?
I remember feeling devastated, as I’d put so much time and effort into this thing, and I was the only kid who failed. And I got a C on the project.
I couldn’t understand how the other kids had come up with such great ideas when mine didn’t work at all.
I carried that memory with me for years and remembered it as a story about putting your heart into something and then coming in dead last.
Only years later did I look back and realize that I was the only kid whose parents didn't do the project for them.
I was a 12-year-old competing with adults, had no idea it wasn't an even playing field, and there were consequences.
It had a big impact on me at that impressionable age.
There are a lot of life lessons in that egg drop project.
I'm looking forward to getting my Trump Change payout.
If Republicans win the House of Representatives and the Senate in the 2026 Midterm Elections, I’m going to give all adult citizens in the United States of America, $5,000! Thank you for your attention to this matter, and I look forward to signing those checks!
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This $5,000 “Trump Dividend” promise was first made in Sept. 2026. Similar prior DOGE and tariff check pledges have not been paid out. It would cost ~$1.2 trillion and require congressional approval.
pbs.org/newshour/polit…
washingtonpost.com/politics/2026/…
Ryan Heneise retweeted
Replying to @komal_uk01
Farming is the ultimate form of software - you plug seeds into the terminal, check for bugs, and harvest bounties.
I'm old enough to remember when vibe coding was a perjorative.
Ryan Heneise retweeted
I honestly don’t care at all that I spend 30 years of my life learning syntax and now that knowledge is essentially useless.
Frankly, I’m relieved that I don’t need to care about it anymore. That stuff never really mattered anyways. Code was always just a means to an end.
All I care about is building products that users love. Now I can do that faster. That means I can have bigger impact.
If anything, software engineers should all be celebrating. I don’t understand why you’d “mourn” not needing to write code. The code was never the point.
Ryan Heneise retweeted
“We’re going to buy businesses and implement AI.”
Guys, with the exception of maybe a handful of people or firms, I’m not sure many people have a better front-row seat to the small and lower-middle-market acquisition ecosystem than we do.
We take 200+ calls every month from prospective buyers, searchers, independent sponsors, family offices and private equity funds.
And that doesn’t include the orders of magnitude more conversations we see through communities, group chats, conferences and the hundreds of transactions that move through our firm.
Based on our own deal volume and what we see in the market, we believe we’re among the most active law firms serving the lower-middle-market M&A ecosystem in the country.
And I can tell you:
“We’re going to buy businesses and implement AI” is EVERYONE’S thesis right now.
Greg’s piece is thought-provoking, and I think his broader point is right: everyone buying or operating a business should be thinking seriously about how AI can be layered into the company to improve productivity, reduce costs and expand margins.
That is absolutely where things are going.
And damn it, it’s a GOOD thesis.
I say “good,” not “great,” because there is a huge assumption buried inside it:
That you actually get to the part where you can focus on growth and AI implementation.
The acquisition lifecycle usually looks something like:
1. Acquire
2. Stabilize
3. Grow
4. Exit
AI implementation is largely part of Step 3... Growth.
But before you get to Step 3, you have to survive Step 2.
And Step 2 is where things get real.
> You inherit employees you didn’t hire.
> Customers you didn’t acquire.
> Vendors you didn’t negotiate with.
> Processes you didn’t design.
> Technology you didn’t choose.
> Financial statements you didn’t prepare.
> A culture you didn’t create.
And often years of institutional knowledge sitting inside the head of a seller who just got wired a life-changing amount of money and is mentally halfway to the beach.
Meanwhile, the debt payment is due every month.
A lot of acquirers get stuck somewhere between Stabilize and Grow for years.
> They fix people problems.
> They replace customers.
> They rebuild accounting.
> They improve working capital.
> They learn the industry.
They deal with equipment breaking, key employees quitting, sellers behaving strangely, unexpected capex and a thousand other things that never appeared in the CIM.
They put out near CONSTANT fires.
They service the debt.
They hold on for dear life.
They may still create seven figures of wealth...
But they never really reach the clean, optimized growth phase they imagined when they built the model.
That’s why I think assuming you can simply acquire a business and quickly increase EBITDA margins by the magnitude Greg is describing will be wishful thinking in most cases.
Not because he’s wrong about the opportunity.
He isn’t.
AI can absolutely improve margins.
It can reduce administrative labor, improve sales processes, accelerate quoting, enhance customer service, automate workflows and create enormous operating leverage.
Everyone should be thinking about how to use it.
But growth requires stability, management bandwidth, good systems, clean data and capital.
AI is a tool.
It is not a substitute for competent operations.
You still have to buy the right company.
At the right price.
With the right capital structure.
You still have to retain the right people.
Protect the customer base.
Understand working capital.
Manage cash.
Navigate the transition.
And actually operate the thing.
So if you’re considering acquiring a lower-middle-market business, do your homework, hire good advisors and go in with your eyes wide open.
Greg is right that AI creates a massive opportunity for business owners and acquirers.
But the hard part is still getting the business into a position where you can actually capture it.
This is hard as FUCK.
And AI didn’t make that part any easier.
A benchmark score can’t be separated from the model, harness, tooling stack, budget, and scoring rules that produced it. Evaluate the full end-to-end workflow and document exactly where it breaks—including partial failures and any human intervention needed to push it across the finish line.
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