tweeting about anything i like // 28

nyc
Joined June 2020
vampire weekend shows are not real. 20K people losing their minds over a song about a bus (the M79) at 2:30 pm
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The kind of thing Katharine Hepburn would quietly say while Cary Grant is standing next to her and 30 seconds away from a complete psychotic break
Moon, you old coin, the night spends you wisely
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Scrolling thru twitter after this Tatum performance
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tearfully: “Where he goin, Chuck?”
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oh silly spunch mackbug we all gotta die right now
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can i come over and stare at you like this
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#SJSharks lines, Celebrini & Smith still split, Bystedt 3C, Ostapchuk sits: Stenberg-Celebrini-Graf Marchment-Misa-Smith Sherwood-Bystedt-Toffoli Goodrow-Dellandrea-Gaudette Ostapchuk Dickinson-Trouba Nurse-Allan Orlov-Kesselring Hajek
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me at office halloween party today
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words are about to be put together in orders i’ve never thought of, in sentences i’ve never said
samisa on what chaos.
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this level of queening out is becoming an increasingly lost art. jake shane my brother, class needed to start YESTERDAY.
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my owner #myowner
Look at Bill Chisholm lmao smacks the shit out of Walsh at the end and gives a pose to Derrick Guys a diehard fan he loves this shit
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GUY I WANT TO PUT IN A SNOW GLOBE FOR SAFE KEEPING OF ALL TIME
macks awkward smile to the meep to being weirded out by seeing himself lmao i cantt
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i wanna throw a kraft single on warso’s bald head so hard it sounds like a screenshot
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Connor Hellebuyck was ripping it at a Halloween party in Hoboken moments after stepping off the tarmac and you had Winnipeg people on here acting like he was being sent to Guantanamo
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Hit the Ronaldo “calma” oh my GOAT
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FORTY POINT BUZZER BEATER MVP THIS GUY THE ANOMALY
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EVERY Tatum game-winner under 3 seconds.
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Paul George in non Tatum minutes
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tell Lamb Chops go get that shit out the net
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AND THAT’S THE BALL GAME
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