Gormandizer; friend of microbes and dictyopterans; pro-vaccines and anti-dumb stuff; OSU EEOB asso. prof. and faculty director of OSU Postdoc Affairs

Joined January 2009
Here's my promised explainer. Doing my best to synthesize a lot of info here so check all my info; don't rely on it So - the SpaceX IPO (SPCX:NASDAQ) 1/ Normally, a company with a massive valuation has to wait months to a year after its IPO before index funds are allowed to buy
Kiss your pensions goodbye, folks May 20 - SpaceX's (SPCX) S-1 filing Ludicrous targeted valuation: $1.8T despite $4.28B loss over last year June 11 - offering price set June 12 - first day of trading / IPO July 6 - index funds add the stock Absolutely unheard-of fast-tracking
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The Pope is making exactly our point. LLMs “may imitate or even simulate, but they do not understand.” This is the core epistemic fault line. Most AI evaluation is still based on one assumption: if a system statistically approximates human behaviour, then it is close to human intelligence. But approximation is not intelligence. Simulation is not understanding. LLMs can produce the right answer without knowing why it is right. They can simulate empathy without feeling. They can imitate judgment without responsibility. They can generate coherent explanations without having a world to which those explanations are accountable. Stop confusing behavioural similarity with cognitive equivalence. Human understanding is embodied, affective, relational, motivational, and normative. It is not just the production of plausible text. * Full paper in the first reply
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Are postdocs part of your university’s alumni network? Asking for a friend😉. Friend = me
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Everyone should make weird things nobody else cares about, it's good for you
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It's time to submit your most burning discussion topics for our #ECR roundtable at #ISME18 in Lausanne, August 15th at 18:00 CEST. tinyurl.com/3mcb46c7 @ISME_microbes @MikeManefield @RochelleSoo1 @shiblahmed @Sarah_Preheim @jillpeterplan @marc_strous
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If you know a PhD or postdoc heading to #OhioState to do a postdoc, let them know that #OPA can help them with relocation expenses up to $5,000 u.osu.edu/osupac/ok-pros-pro…
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Any OSU faculty are now eligible to request up to $5K from our office to help them recruit and relocate new postdocs…booyah!!! u.osu.edu/osupac/ok-pros-pro…
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My kid got the upgrade to superhero
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Question for current or soon-to-be PIs: at what point along your PhD did you *know* you wanted to pursue a research faculty position? any people who knew they wanted that from the start? anyone who went in with non-academia career goals and ended up staying in academia?
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"Postdocs are voting with their feet" science.org/content/article/… What incentives are YOU using to recruit postdocs? (asking for a friend🤓😛🤓)
When you go to work tomorrow, give that postdoc or post-postdoc (I.e. faculty person, biotech CEO, nonprofit leader, university admin/director, research scientist, etc) a 🤙🏿,✊🏾,✋🏼, 🤜🏽 and/or 👍🏻
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Today is #LovingDay. Because of Richard and Mildred Loving, we - and 10% of married couples in America - are no longer hauled off to jail because we are in interracial relationships. n.pr/3vcslWB
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If money was no object, how much should a first year postdoc earn? (Rationale welcome!)
12%$55K (2022 NIH NRSA)
88%More than 👆🏾
0%Less than 👆🏾👆🏾
17 votes • Final results
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PLEASE don't forget to add thread seal tape when changing your Coy chamber tanks...can someone give me the last 90 mins back?
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Me when they serve lunch at faculty meeting. Don’t Judge Me!!! – at Ottawa, Ontario
I know giant pandas eat almost exclusively bamboo, but somehow I didn't expect it to look like this
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