โ€œ When I consider thy heavens, the work of thy fingers, the moon and the stars, which thou hast ordained. โ€ 23 moving to the USA soon ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿคž

Grand Duchy of Saint Catherine
Joined April 2022
dm me for discord user the fat fingering on the last post pissed me off (tiktok video is not mine)
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this jungle pocket frame
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June 6, 1944. An American paratrooper jumps into Normandy in the dark and lands on the roof of a church. By the end of the war he had been declared dead, held a funeral he didn't attend, escaped the Nazis, and fought his way toward Berlin in a Soviet tank unit. His name was Joseph Beyrle. He's believed to be the only American soldier to serve in both the US Army and the Red Army during World War Two. Beyrle was from Muskegon, Michigan. He joined the 101st Airborne, the Screaming Eagles. His buddies called him Jumpin' Joe. On D-Day night his plane was hit by flak and he jumped early. He came down on a church roof, slid off, and lost his unit in the chaos. For a few days he fought on his own, blowing up a power station and cutting German communications. Then he was captured. Here's where it gets strange. A German soldier ended up wearing Beyrle's uniform and dog tags. That German was killed. When the body was found, the Americans identified it as Joseph Beyrle. The army told his parents their son was dead. His hometown held a funeral mass for him. His obituary ran in the local paper. Meanwhile, he was very much alive, being moved from one German prison camp to another. He escaped more than once. One time he and two other prisoners jumped off a train heading east. They thought they were heading for Russia and freedom. They got lost and ended up in Berlin, where they were caught by the Gestapo, beaten, and tortured. In January 1945, from a camp in eastern Germany, he finally made a clean escape. He went east, toward the gunfire. Toward the Soviets. When he found a Soviet tank unit, he walked out with his hands up, holding a pack of Lucky Strike cigarettes, and shouted the only Russian he knew. American comrade. It worked. He asked to join them. And they said yes. For about a month, an American paratrooper rode with Soviet tank crews as they pushed toward Germany. He used his demolition training. He fought. He was reportedly welcomed by a Soviet officer who was one of the rare women commanding a tank battalion. Then a German dive bomber attacked. Beyrle was badly wounded. He was evacuated to a Soviet hospital. Soviet Marshal Georgy Zhukov reportedly visited, heard his story, and gave him papers to get to the American embassy in Moscow. When he showed up, the embassy didn't believe him. As far as the US was concerned, Joseph Beyrle was dead. They held him under guard until his fingerprints proved who he was. He made it home to Michigan in April 1945. In 1946 he got married. In the same church where they'd held his funeral. Decades later, in 1994, he was honored at the White House by President Bill Clinton and Russian President Boris Yeltsin for serving both countries. And the last twist. His son, Joseph Beyrle II, grew up to become the United States Ambassador to Russia.
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she got that shit on
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Tails... I miss my wife. Greatest to ever do it. I really gotta go back to my Theresa layout soon #arknights
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shall not*
I officially give up. I may yearn, I may rage, but I shall go without holding my own child.
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"There's nowhere I'd rather be than right here, Moje Kochanie." (I. AM. YEARNING. Also, big thankies to @KuayreNaiZ! Go check their amazing art!!)
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A realidade do Brasil รฉ bem simples, se UMA parte do paรญs estourar em guerra civรญl, o paรญs inteiro desmornarรก
Brasil nesse exato momento:
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Nunca erra.
O problema do Brasil รฉ que na sua populaรงรฃo o nรบmero de filhos da puta ultrapassa a quota que um paรญs pode suportar sem se foder.
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Something's wrong with her? Nope. Everything's right with her.
It's me. That's it. That's the tweet. Goodnight.
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does this work?
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Youโ€™d be willing to join the mercenary force going into Haiti to rescue my countrymen, right anon?
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ainda nรฃo supera esse momento
acho que รฉ o primeiro governador eleito a dar uma entrevista sem camisa
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Me getting an excuse to post more about dream journey, i love her
a female character you will never forget
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