Joined July 2025
Literally MY namesake
Today is National Black Cat Day.
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can’t stop repeating this
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Intellectualizing my being a pretentious c*nt like this from now on.
the ever-eloquent 3liza (rip an excellent twitter account) posted this recently which is concise and correct
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"she's a minor" okay she's also hitler
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Early this year, I visited Ingram, a TX town of ~1,900, to check out a tip. The area was starting to recover from its worst flood in a century. But as Latino workers drove to jobsites to help rebuild, the tipster said, a cop in a black Dodge Charger kept stopping them ... 🧵
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Phew! Conversation Safely Steered to Movies
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Choose ur fighter
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Apparently I need to eat more? BS
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Reminder that the person that turned in Luigi got fired and never got the reward
JUST IN: FBI releases surveillance images of a man suspected of throwing a Molotov cocktail at a ICE building in Atlanta, offering up to $20,000 for information.
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Y’all do not like yourselves. That’s why everybody gotta come back to the office, you can’t go eat lunch or the movies alone, and your SO can’t go anywhere without you. You’re a loser and you know it, but you’ve decided to make it everyone else’s problem
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This but in my face while you pound my ass
as I lie in bed, I can't help but wonder how nice it would be to get punched right now
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Planning on pumping my junk like this soon btw
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pls remember that propaganda is not just the wacky conservative bots you see on here but its also “woke” accounts fueling culture war bullshit and trying to make you angry nobody is immune to propaganda you are not immune to propaganda
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I’m bad at back pump pics but here’s ass anyway
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how it feels to scroll past ragebait on the tl
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Ziobots/MAGA: "Why don't you go to Palestine & see how they treat loud feminist atheists with tattoos who don't cover their hair/bodies." Me: OK, so, I did. I dressed normally, tattoos visible. Palestinians were nothing but welcoming and kind. Israelis attacked us, though Internet: "Bullshit! Things that never happened! Where's your pictures?" Me: [shares pictures] Internet: Palestine isn't even real! Reminder: Ziobots cannot be swayed by things like facts. Don't argue, just block them.
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Mama, take PrEP
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if my man not vers he’s not gonna be my man
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