France fans: "We scored 4!" 😭 England: "Cool... we scored 6." 🏴💀 Sometimes football is brutally simple.

England 6–4 France is the kind of scoreline FIFA players create when they lower the difficulty. 😭😂 Ten goals, endless drama, and England walked away with the last laugh.

Breaking News: France's defense has been reported missing after conceding six goals. 😭🚨 If anyone finds it, please return it before the next international break. 🏴😂

Breaking News: France have successfully transferred all my confidence to Spain. 😭😂🇪🇸

I defended France like I was on the payroll... only for them to clock out before the final. 😭💀🇫🇷

France are out... 😭💔 To everyone I spent the last few days defending France... please accept my public apology. I was fighting battles they couldn't finish. 💀🇫🇷

France are out... 😭💔 To everyone I spent the last few days defending France... please accept my public apology. I was fighting battles they couldn't finish. 💀🇫🇷

France talked like champions… left like tourists. 😭🇫🇷💀

France didn’t just beat Morocco… they basically sent a warning to the winner of Spain vs Belgium: “you’re not safe either.” 🇫🇷💀

France didn’t just beat Morocco… they basically sent a warning to the winner of Spain vs Belgium: “you’re not safe either.” 🇫🇷💀

If Portugal beats Spain tonight, just start polishing Ronaldo’s World Cup trophy already. 🇵🇹🐐🏆 Because once he survives this Spain test, the script is no longer football… it’s destiny✨📌

Brazil vs Norway and Haaland said “respectfully, I’ll handle this myself.” 😭🔥 Those goals were not normal abeg… man was moving like a final boss. 🇳🇴⚽

Haaland saw Brazil and turned into a cheat code 😭💀 Scoring like he had personal issues with the entire backline. 🇳🇴🔥

So na that World Cup anthem money Burna use buy Bugatti? 😭😂 FIFA really turned “Odogwu” into ₦9 billion horsepower 💀🔥

France are not playing football, they’re doing quality control on Paraguay’s defence. 😂🇫🇷

France vs Paraguay? Be honest… this fixture looks like FIFA forgot to turn off beginner mode. 😭🇫🇷