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she had a marvellous time ruining everything

Joined April 2012
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Kind of insane but I'm going to be voicing a main character on Ramy Youssef's new Adult Animated Series on @AmazonStudios @PrimeVideo coming 2024 variety.com/2023/tv/news/ram…
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(on shark tank) Me: I’d like a loan of 1 million dollars Sharks: what’s your business Me: my beautiful wife would like to do fancy expensive stuff it’s for her
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Salma Hindy retweeted
Replying to @TheGiveawayCoin
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IT'S ACTUALLY GONNA BE BOTH BITCH #netflixandfoodstamps
I have officially quit my engineering job in order to go full force into comedy & writing. Putting this out there to attract the energy and opportunities that align with my goals. It’s Netflix special or food stamps BABY let’s do this!!!!!!
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i find it difficult to have an appetite in this economy or maybe it's because i just listened to my ex's podcast episode where he talked about "bringing bitches to his open mic" (I'm back on twitter)
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I was investigated by Britain's counterterrorism police, which succumbed to political pressure from top Israeli propagandists, diplomats, lobby-affiliated British government officials, and countless right-wing media outlets, who demanded I be arrested and charged over a recent anti-zionist speech I gave in London. The interrogation, which I attended with counsel, proved to be a great waste of time and public funds, and the police promptly closed the case and pursued no further action. If anything, it was a mere inconvenience. This is but one of the many recent instances that reveal the political bankruptcy of Zionists, who have to rely on duplicitous and ridiculous measures to distract from the colonial violence they defend and perpetuate. It should also serve as a reminder that, in the ‘civilized world,’ those opposing war crimes are more likely to be scrutinized and persecuted than war crimes themselves. In the last 107 days, the Israeli occupation forces have murdered a daily average of 250 Palestinians; 1 in every 20 Palestinians in the besieged Gaza Strip has been killed, wounded, or dispossessed by the Israeli regime. Genocide is the crime and Zionism is the culprit. That is the only headline that matters.
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Gen zayin, a movement of young activists against the war & for a peaceful diplomatic solution has released this brave statement regarding the war & settler terrorism Until when?! Generation after generation we are sent to “protect the country” that doesn’t really protect us.
עד מתי?
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'It’s a hearty show full of insane stories, secret religious code word reveals, and a lot of laughter.' @salooma911 on bringing Parallel to @justthetonic @edfringe #edfringe broadwayworld.com/article/ED…
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ELLO lovelies, danielle and I are raising funds to take our show "Parallel" to the Edinburgh Festival Fringe. we would love your support <3 gofund.me/2302d44b
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Danielle and I are running our first iteration of our Edinburgh Show "Parallel" tomorrow, at 7pm at @TheTinyCupboard in Bushwick. If you're in the city, come watch us tell our embarrassing, traumatic and inspiring identical life stories. RSVP: eventbrite.com/e/66634028071…
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We are going to EDINBURGH FRINGE baby!!!!!! See you there Aug 3-27 (not 14, 21). Tickets at edinburgh.justthetonic.com/e… ya HABIBTCHE, you do nottt want to miss this #edinburgh #edinburghfringe #edinburghfringe2023 #healing #theatre #comedy
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FINALLY. The Truth prevails
Bruh mushrooms are NOT good in any form, you can’t change my mind
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Thursday Jan 26 we're kicking off a big weekend in Toronto with @Ariel_Comedy ! Hosted by @aidan_oloughlin with @salooma911 & @HishamKelati Tickets for all 3 shows at comedybar.ca/shows/ariel-eli… Live at @ComedyBar Danforth - 2800 Danforth Ave
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Every year we cover comedians in Canada who are crushing it in 22! 10 killer albums via @martyyounge @mostyncomedy @hooliana_ @courtneyugh @JackiePirico @Dakota_Raymond @salooma911 @thesarahhillier @inessacomedy #maritolopez @moemoeismail #jasonallen theinterrobang.com/10-canadi…
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Been friends with my landlord’s wife for 5 mins and I’m already convincing her to leave him. THIS IS WHY MY DAD WAS RIGHT ABOUT IGNORING NEIGHBOURS
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