@sam_ash

priv: @brvfcs (for mutuals only)

 Chicago, IL
Joined July 2008
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when i say i got that dog in me this is what i mean
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Kish 🇭🇹
@kishswim4h
We need to throw Sam Altman into a volcano
Kirtaner / Milady Maker for 💞Game Boy!!💫@GBMiladyOct 25
barfing
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Whose polycule is going as Ethan, Hila, and Tamara (and Nate, I guess)
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Internet out again and gotta use PTO til it’s back. This is how I cope.
Bi Fieri 🔥@sam_ashAug 12
Internet’s been out for four hours (get it together @Xfinity) so I have to use PTO for the rest of my work day 🫩 Treating myself to a good lunch over it.
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the hotter kenny omega@SamGreszes6h
Woke up feeling really betrayed and shitty. I don't know what to do other than say check out the game I poured my heart into, I guess. Dieonthishillgame.com
the hotter kenny omega@SamGreszes21h
Uh not for nothing but I think jackbox might have taken the idea behind my game for the debate and switch game in their new party pack. what the fuck.
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SXR123 (Dave)
@SXR12315h
Holy shit the whiplash I got seeing Numa Numa guy, chocolate rain and the 'Omg shoes' dude in the same ad hit me like a 18 wheeler.
Firefox
@firefox21h
How is the internet less private than in 2006, when the whole family shared one computer? Back then, the internet was weird, personal, and all of ours. So, we got your favorite meme legends back together to say it louder: What happened to the internet? 1/3
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ms rat 🐀@ratbitebaby10 Jun 2023
misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?
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Jaime Black@jaimeblackOct 25
October in Chicago is undefeated
Joe Ward@JayDubWardOct 25
Months in Chicago, ranked (climate change edition): 1. October 2. June 3. July 4. September 5. November 6. August 7. December 8. May 9. March 10. April 11. January 12. February
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Pubity
@pubityOct 24
An Illinois racoon got so fat that he got stuck in a sewer grate, forcing police to show up and free him. Images via the Zion Police Department
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all of garden@hamburgers911Oct 23
we cookin up antibiotic resistant adhd
maeve ~
@miaaowingOct 23
THE FUTURE IS HERE
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Ned Fulmer
@nedfulmerOct 25
karma’s a bitch, huh?
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adam mcintyre
@theadammcintyreOct 25
I KNOW U FUCKING LYING LMFAOOOO
Ned Fulmer
@nedfulmerOct 25
ethan klein can fuck all the way off
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Toast Local app gives you $5-10 off places you follow for your birthday month and that's why I'm eating a Reuben from Steingold's for breakfast (they give you $10 off, it's amazing).
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Finally feeling like fall in Chicago, I love it here
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Every Ethan / Tamara clip I see is worse than the last oh my god
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Girth Vader II
@lovvewolfOct 24
Elon Musk found us here. We’re indigenous to this land.
Bella
@stockbellaOct 22
If people dislike Elon Musk so much, why do they still use the platform he owns?
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Jack468@jack840AOct 24
Here is the "Boom. Roasted" scene from The Office Japanese Dub.
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“Larry. I’m on Ducktails.” gets me every damn time.
lex
@petaltrinOct 24
post the funniest celebrity moment you've seen
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Yeah, and also tiddies, so stop asking to follow it unless you’re gonna send me money to not kms
reece
@wannabereeceOct 23
niggas be thinking women’s priv accs be ass and tiddies whole time it’s just them being suicidal
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Mark Duplass
@MarkDuplassOct 24
u have no idea what this means to me
bug@shtrayratOct 24
Mark Duplass is an honorary butch lesbian in my eyes
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i make beats ✞@DonDadaNYCOct 22
Which location
Lu Guangs PR manager@burukomettoOct 21
Trader joes cashiers be trying to fuck u
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