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Sam Sher

@sam_sher

Lawnmower trumpets launch my toaster into the cosmic sock drawer.

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Joined November 2008
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Want to attend the @SpiderManMovie trailer launch fan event with HUGE surprises in Los Angeles? Of course, you do! RT to enter. Must be following CinemaBlend. No travel provided. Good luck! #SpiderManNoWayHome
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I just bought some shirts and then realized they're all red/mostly red. I really hope I don't live in the Star Trek Universe.
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I saw some very tall trees today. The Redwoods are amazing. #vertigo #Endor @ Muir Woods National… instagram.com/p/ztnaSOzTZY/ – at California, USA
Seems way overdue for me to read this. instagram.com/p/zjVR7IzTdK/
@mer @QuandtumTheory @Peechiz @robschmidt Spider eggs, spidereggs spidereggs. Spider eggs spider eggs, spider eggs! Oh and spider eggs.❤️ 🍱
These commercials are so emotional. I was expecting fun.
All geared up for this sports event.
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@Ericat44 Was Dean singing the theme music using only his name?
As Thomas Jefferson once said, "Until I can tweet about my @GrubHub order, I ain't ratifyin' a damn thing." goo.gl/bszI0k
Do you like Dark Souls? Do you like humor? Me neither! Which is why I made this: youtu.be/_ym36Hpy0TE
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@Ericat44 K I'll be right there!
The struggle is real: 10 Difficulties Of Everyday Life When You're Over 6 Foot Tall shirtsmyway.com/articles/big…
See? I'm very healthy. The Luxury Spot » 10 Health Benefits of Whiskey theluxuryspot.com/10-health-…
[Insert insightful and humorous tweet here] #Twitter #itsreallyearly #TheForceAwakens
@Ericat44 Funny, at that exact moment I was contemplating drinking some delicious whiskey before going in to the early morning sleepytime.
@kleinmaetschke Is it on Netflix or another streaming service? I'm intrigued, I love good time travel movies (they're too rare).
@Ericat44 It became something like a NoodleNebula and I couldn't find my way out.
My mom made me go to a restaurant with singing waiters. #itwasactuallyfun instagram.com/p/xLMLmTzTfg/
No really. This place is the shit. You get to watch movies like this with waiters and booze. instagram.com/p/xJCat_zTQC/
Ipic theaters with my mom for Christmas. What a great place to see a movie! instagram.com/p/xJBJaBzTef/
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