Golf Sicko on the pursuit of being a #scratch off ticket (current: 1.8) | Big shot taker & maker | Here to troll, mostly | Pronouns: Bud/Pal | Jesus FTW

La Crosse, WI
Joined July 2017
Quoting for accountability.
Worms Top 5 (Week 1) 1) Indiana 2) Notre Dame 3) Texas 4) Ohio State 5) Miami FL #ncaaf
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Looks exactly like NHL/FIFA matchups with the boys back in the day.
Try to guess who won and who lost this match 😂
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The boys at the 40th annual @SeanRoyer Invitational
Thor: Oh god oh fuck we have to save our universe The X-Men in the X-Retirement Home:
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If this course could talk. #themasters
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Been at ESPN a long time - this one was an all timer. Before social media, it was as viral as a story can be. I watched it on a tape in the news room. I couldn’t stop watching his teammates.
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With March being here, enjoy Bill Raftery for 3 minutes and 37 seconds screaming ONIONS!
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Some of my very few followers need to bookmark this.
Rest in peace to your golf game.
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Last one best one 😮‍💨
As he turns 50 today, here’s 2 minutes of Tiger Woods flushing 2nd shots into par 5s at Muirfield Village. Smoked 3 woods, 270 yard 2 irons, a 230 yard cut into wind with a 4 iron, peak Tiger was just built different. Listen to the sound of the strike 🙌
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If you watch yesterdays @packers game and you don’t clearly think Love is one of the best QBs and throwers of the football in the NFL you’re a dumb dumb
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Jordan’s 20 straight completions. I won’t hear how lucky he is anymore. Watch his ball placement even on low % throws. He knows how to safely give his guys chances. If the Pack let him sling it, they’re going to a Super Bowl.
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Russell Westbrook reportedly grew tired of LeBron’s “fake” behavior during their time in L.A, per @YaronWeitzman “I hate that fake sh*t, I just can’t do it.” 😳 • LeBron quietly pushed for a reunion with Kyrie Irving — a move that would’ve required trading Westbrook, despite publicly denying it. • LeBron often said “Let Russ be Russ” in interviews but didn’t actually support him behind the scenes. • During a Lakers team event where Will Smith came to speak, LeBron and AD suddenly walked out before he arrived. Minutes later, they returned acting overly friendly—LeBron dominated the talk, asking questions and quoting movie lines. Westbrook, watching in disbelief, told a teammate after: “I hate that fake sh*t. I just can’t do it.” • Westbrook saw multiple examples of LeBron misrepresenting himself — like claiming The Godfather was his favorite movie but not knowing a single line, carrying The Autobiography of Malcolm X to interviews without being able to discuss it, and even saying he predicted Kobe’s 81-point game. These moments made Russ view LeBron as inauthentic. (Via theringer.com/2025/10/20/nba…)
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106 yards out and Cantlay lays one in the bunker like a dickhead 🤦🏻‍♂️ What are we doing here?
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For reaching 200k followers I’m giving away my backup Titleist 11 degree GT2 driver! MUST be a follower. Comment, like, repost to enter
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One of the most electric weekends you'll ever see 🎬
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Couldn't be prouder of my dog for sharing the same name as this guy.
This was a pretty great follow up from Scottie on his presser early in the week.
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If I send you this it means it’s nippy outside
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Elite camera work from Mrs. Simonions. She's been on the swing vid grind for 10+ years and it shows.
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Giannis pulling off the greatest block in NBA finals history
Drop a 10/10 NBA Playoffs moment ⬇️
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Tiger Woods. Rory McIlroy. The only two men in the last 50 years to complete the Career Grand Slam. As the prophecy foretold ✨
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What could've been...
Jabari Parker 2016-17 (age 21)
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