@samcanmiss

Ur daughter if u scroll

Joined July 2025
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This must’ve felt so good for them. To be in love this way on Halloween. Pretentiously. All of their friends must’ve been like “oh my god the Von Trier ref that’s fucking dope ” and then they had a PBR about it
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I do this
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i love when nba fans have ideas
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Replying to @thereallorilove
some said he wears glasses to prevent him fom licking his eyeballs
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Mr.0@luffvmzOct 13
I’m not a art expert but how did Mona Lisa got more fame than these
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Tweet that could only come from a 21 yo
vaxis ⚢@s8jwkOct 12
stop birthing men, stop having sex with men, stop having relationships and getting married to men, stop CARING about men, stop seeing them as human beings
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Marnie ruining the mood w her perma bold glamour filter
HBO Max
@hbomaxOct 13
Guess who’s back, back again… #GIRLS, created by and starring Lena Dunham, will return to HBO Max for five new episodes.
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Its actually really great that men like this find women like this 😊 one dog off the streets a thousand more to go!!!!!
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🦆@hak1prOct 13
this video kills me
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Them having the same haircut
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what life feels like recently
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Todays breakfast: bowl of cereal with rice crispies and weetabix topped w ricotta cheese milk and honey. #Slop
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Okay, and this one
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Sam altman did it
Pop Crave
@PopCraveOct 13
Pope Leo XIV has been diagnosed with lung cancer after his surgery, the Vatican announced.
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THIS IS WHAT THE FANS WANNA SEEE
HBO Max
@hbomaxOct 13
Guess who’s back, back again… #GIRLS, created by and starring Lena Dunham, will return to HBO Max for five new episodes.
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These ppl walk among us on the streets. They sit besides us on the bus. They wait in line with us at the store. May allah have mercy
brays★n@normaIboyOct 13
boy next to me asked chat gpt can he bring his cava on the flight and now he’s having a full on kii with the bot
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We gotta talk to ppl thats the only way. Everyone is going thru psychosis u talk to a stranger to ask for information or even just cuz u wanna compliment their shirt and they look at u like ur abt to bite their head off their body
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Covid was 6 yrs ago we can no longer use it an as excuse everyone please wake up OMG
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Havent shaved my legs in so long it lowk hurts when i get goosebumps while wearing tight pants
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