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Joined April 2010
The way soccer should be. A proper send off. Gracias Capi ♥️
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Free Palestine Fuck Netanyahu ✊🏼💚🤍🧡🇵🇸
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I, Grover, have had MANY jobs! But, do you want to know my favorite job?! Making YOU smile! 💙
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i didnt get the free futon i was waiting all day to get and there's something poetic about it
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PROTECT THE REAL DATA CENTERS
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Happy birthday to me friend who is always there for everyone on Sesame Street. Me love you, @Grover, and me hope you have a great day! #HappyBirthdayGrover 💙
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I am just so OVERJOYED from all of these birthday wishes! Thank you everybodeeee! 💙
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Game recognizes Game hbd King
Today, Grover's job is to celebrate! We hope you have a super birthday. #HappyBirthdayGrover 💙🎉
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Too fucking complicated to watch football what fucking channel
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Your Boys of Maine. The Hearts of Pine 2026 Season Squad ♥️
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Coming of age novel about a guy turning 35
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Reading off the lineup at a prog rock festival
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What if we rollerskate through the empty Blanchard’s Liquors
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a24 outdone themselves with this
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후지산 대폭발
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NO BAD DAYS IN OCTOBER… RT 🌱🌸
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going to bar trivia and writing in "Who gives a shit?" for every single answer
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You have to ask yourself: if our economic system actively destroys the biosphere *and* fails to meet most people's basic needs, then what is actually the point?
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