I tour wild homes. EP (and creator) of @zillowgonewild on HGTV and @kalesalad. I'm an account on the internet

New York City
Joined February 2010
I tour wild homes!! Please check out my latest and subscribe so I can travel and tour more please!! Here’s my latest where I toured a 68,000 sq ft home in Alabama that was recently bought for $4.8 million youtube.com/watch?v=VSN2Puj5…
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Would you live in a mansion with a GRAND ATRIUM? #housetour
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gun to your head name one type of gun to your head
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Can install for an extra fee is sending me
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me: this music is great me: this music doesnt ever end? me: omg this is ai music
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wyd and wdym are so close yet so far apart
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A $22 smoothie with the smell of the trash juice and 4 feet of two month old snow is really going to be a vibe in the winter
the Erewhon sighting is allegedly at 644 broadway at Bleecker St which is a KITH store the rumor is it’s taking over the Plantshed there
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ive been following baked by melissa for a while and she basically never bakes anything, mostly a lot of stirring =(
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one of the most satisfying things of the 21st century is typing something and unplannedly hearing it in real life at the same time
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If I send this to you it means I might have already had too much to drink
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is a bop a banger? and is a banger a bop?
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the morning looked into booking a vacation but didnt book anything 60 tab close of shame is quite possibly the most painful type of tab close of shame
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We don’t want military dogs we want winter friendly palm trees. You even have the name for it. Call them Palmer Winter
JUST IN: Palmer Luckey's genetically modified military dog startup, Warhound, comes out of stealth, aiming to create enhanced canines for the U.S. military.
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This is why you should never give IT too much power
Knicks sent a "phishing email" disguised as a championship ring offer to Madison Square Garden employees. Those that clicked the fake link were forced to attend a mandatory cybersecurity class to "help satisfy some of [James] Dolan's cybersecurity concerns." (via @joevardon)
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In theaters next summer, Nathan Fielder’s Paul Wants To See Everything
THIS SEQUENCE IS KILLING ME???? PAUL RUDD YOU ARE THE MOMENT
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IF THIS TWEET GETS 1,000 LIKES THE NFL HAS TO MAKE ONSIDE KICKS MORE ATTAINABLE
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when the ai tries to sit me down and have a talk with me by putting its hand on my shoulder thats when i know i cant trust it anymore
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i went to the dr today and they asked my hobbies? and i was like uhhhhh
Men don’t have real hobbies was a crazy lie lmao
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omg touchdown that was so dumb
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I finally renovated my powder room
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