I tour wild homes. EP (and creator) of @zillowgonewild on HGTV and @kalesalad. I'm an account on the internet

New York City
Joined February 2010
I tour wild homes!! Please check out my latest and subscribe so I can travel and tour more please!! Here’s my latest where I toured a 68,000 sq ft home in Alabama that was recently bought for $4.8 million youtube.com/watch?v=VSN2Puj5…
2
1
1
15
727,949
IF THIS TWEET GETS 1,000 LIKES THE NFL HAS TO MAKE ONSIDE KICKS MORE ATTAINABLE
2
1
9
451
when the ai tries to sit me down and have a talk with me by putting its hand on my shoulder thats when i know i cant trust it anymore
1
342
i went to the dr today and they asked my hobbies? and i was like uhhhhh
Men don’t have real hobbies was a crazy lie lmao
3
746
omg touchdown that was so dumb
397
I finally renovated my powder room
1
1
1
8
548
This is a really beautiful photo
Here’s an island in Jamaica* which is actually a 22.8 acre riverfront estate that has an 1800s farmhouse + former post office with 1500 feet of shoreline and a one-acre island for only $995,000. Jamaica Virginia*
2
13
560
i really liked pink clouding more at first but cleveland really is a banger
2
5
700
If you get to pick your address # wouldn’t you do 1 instead of 0
What’s stopping you from buying this 9.69 acre private island off the Florida Keys for only $16,900,000
8
2
41
17,914
Pretty sure it’s bridges
John Mulaney to host SNL with musical guest Phoebe Bridgers on November 14.
2
2
573
Bring back Romo this was dumb cbs
From @TheAthletic: J.J. Watt has been installed as CBS’s permanent No. 1 NFL game analyst in a multi-year deal, the network announced Thursday.  Watt was thrust into the role this fall as a fill-in for Tony Romo. nyti.ms/3UGXyUv
543
They should owe you 1 Random Pill for every 5 minutes the doctor keeps you waiting past your appointment time
1
9
563
Not only are they listening to our conversations they are now placing ads we talk about in real Life
[stages of seeing megan fox's ro ad] me: was that? no way me: megan fox is on ozempic? huh me: ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
2
503
I didn’t know he had a beard like this. Do you know hot he had to be in Rome in the summer of 1502
Leonardo da Vinci created the first ever "satellite view" map in 1502 of Imola, Italy. He did this by manually measuring the angles and distance of every corner on every building in the city.
1
6
559
I really thought he was 88 when the movie came out
Today I turn 88…I’ve seen some serious shit. The most serious of it all is love. I love my family, my friends, and my wonderful fans. The power of love remains.
6
437
#1 samir retweeted
Took me a little while to figure out the wide angle shot distortion. Had me showing up trying to figure out how rooms were drastically smaller than they appeared lol. Once you understand it though you can tell immediately from the photo.
the only thing worse than ai photos in real estate listings are wide lens photos. wdym the microwave isn't 6 feet long?
1
1
233
Cautions are out
4
327
no one said the nathan fielder movie is 3 hours, sorry but i cant
1
4
659
Mirrored beds
We just bought this strip mall, and I have a bit of a dilemma. What the heck do we do with this area?
4
441