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Joined May 2009
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Replying to @meshuggah
@meshuggah I made an audio/visual phosphorescent swamp rock song using Tomas' DRUMKIT FROM HELL, please take a listen/look! youtube.com/watch?v=dKgkj4DF…
Replying to @neiltyson
@neiltyson If you could eat a planet in our solar system, which one would it be?
I renamed one of my Chrome toolbar bookmarks to better describe my emotions after clicking it.
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The two trucks I hear most are fire and ice cream.
Oh for the love of Bhuddas bedazzled brostache, I forgot that I made another human who needs to learn how to make music. Will one of you interknuckles remind me to do that?
Life goals: - Go to space for free - Hold a human brain - Fold a fitted sheet
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This isn’t me, but a fun thing about this internet is occasionally people confuse me with some soaking wet owl who is marginally famous. teapawt.org/kineticmagicex/status/…
Replying to @BillSimmons
@BillSimmons You should do a set on "Movies I Wish I Never Watched". Top candidate is Manchester By The Sea. Runners up include The Human Centipede, Hostel, and Howard the Duck.
Hey there champ, want to watch a cartoon about a reverse centaur with depression that makes you feel like all your emotional foibles are punching you in the dick? Watch @BoJackHorseman
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@msonnabaum I feel like this is relevant to your interests. i.imgur.com/C266t4s.mp4
Replying to @BillSimmons
@BillSimmons what if we renamed the Cleveland Browns to the Cleveland 💩? That way even the kids will understand what they are.
Whenever someone asks me what I do professionally, the conversation is exactly like youtube.com/watch?v=FVppYqeK…
Replying to @bykevinclark
@bykevinclark can we coin the term "Bortled it" to mean a Mr. Magoo-esque act of sports greatness by sheer obliviousness?
I honestly have not given a flying fuck what Greenpeace has done in the last 20 years, but this is gold. teapawt.org/Greenpeace/status/9181…
#PatriotsNation can someone make a THE NORTH REMEMBERS sign for today's opener, with Brady and Arya staring down Goodell?
You dance like a robot that needs a firmware upgrade.
"Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later." - Fred Brooks, computer scientist (b. 19 Apr 1931)
If Obama had supported Donald Trump, the @GOP would have found a way to stop him by now.