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Diet Coke enthusiast, unapologetic horse girl, @markjaquith fan club president.

Florida
Joined March 2008
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I started a newsletter! I’ll be covering everything from web dev and nerd stuff to family and culture. I'd be honored if you subscribed. (Link in reply bc Twitter algo is super broken)
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Harris rn killing a baby in his 78th year
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Asking once again to please share this information far and wide. She was supposed to be checked into Odyssey House in the Bronx as of June 9th but never made it in. We didn’t know until now. We are almost 3 months behind on finding her.
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since it is tax season and scams are in the air, you don't have to admit to me you were scammed, but tell your accountant how much you lost and fill out Form 4684. That's the form to report losses from theft, you can write it off on your taxes to take some of the sting off
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New year, new you. Please have the old you out of your house by noon today to make room for the new one.
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We are back at makers square this weekend. There are only two weekends left of the holiday market! Come by! We have a tarot reader today!
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Shop small this weekend in Jersey City. We are open Friday 12-8 Saturday AND Sunday 12-6 with different vendors each day.
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I’m looking for a new job! I have 19 years of professional full-stack web development experience. Ideal role is “Senior Web Architect”. I’m passionate about tackling challenges and advancing modern web tech within a forward-thinking company. DMs open; Retweets appreciated. 🙏🏼
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Spent the day trying to get in touch with the business manager for a school district in South Dakota in one of the poorest districts in the country. Let’s see if we can pay some lunch debt. Donate to @LunchDebtBS so I’m not waiting on hold for nothing! – at Staten Island, NY
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I'm quite taken with a proposal that we treat AI like we treat faeries: – never tell AI your full name – never accept a gift from an AI – never tell an AI about a newborn child – never eat food you find in a server farm or you'll have to live in the cloud forever
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As America gets stupider and stupider only one place can save us, Pizza Hut. Please create a BOOK IT Program for Adults. Free personal pan pizzas is the only way American adults will read more and get less dumberer. Save us, Pizza Hut.
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We’re talking about bank bailouts in a country where student lunch debt exists…
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I swear to god if I don’t get an Entenmann’s Cheese Filled Coffee Crumb Cake pretty soon I’m going to do some crimes.
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Heads up that @gositecare is hiring for 3 new positions right now. ✅ Director of Client Services: sitecare.applytojob.com/appl… ✅ WordPress Support Engineer: sitecare.applytojob.com/appl… ✅ Senior WordPress Developer: sitecare.applytojob.com/appl… Tell your friends.
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Replying to @sarcasmically
“Let’s get aligned on our future vision after we’ve boiled the ocean. Might need to punt into Q1, kiddos.”
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Brianna Bond retweeted
accountants heading into Q4
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You are not going to fix financial inclusion by giving traditionally excluded people access to a different, far riskier system with no consumer protection.
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Calling all @webflow developers! We're looking for someone who wants a full-time gig. Maybe you're a freelancer who is sick of doing everything else besides building sweet websites? Whatever the case, we're here for you. careers.papertiger.com/webfl…
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Just look at this scrawny fluff ball
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.@papertiger is looking for a Creative Agency Project Manager (remote) startup.jobs/creative-agency…
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