i love having conversations with my cat bc i tell him the weirdest stories and he always just replies with "meow"
some people are so nice and kind and some people are so mean and stupid WHY CANT EVERYONE BE NICE AND WHY IS EVERYTHING SO COMPLICATED!!
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if ao3 wasn't down they'd be doing this to my good friend mary goore on there right about now
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REPUGNANT WAITTT REPUGNANT WAIT FOR ME ITS NOT THAT FAR I WILL SWIM I WILL GET HYPOTHERMIA I WILL BE A SHRIVELLED UP PRUNE OF A HUMAN WHEN I GET TO THE SHORE BUT I WILL BE THERE IN TIME FOR YOUR CONCERT
tonight i'm NOT gonna play video games, im NOT gonna color in my coloring book. i'm going to watch youtube and then SLEEP















