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Joined August 2011
Happy Black Friday!! If you weren't able to secure any Pokemon product today we've got you covered. We're giving away a full booster bundle of Prismatic today at 7pm EST To enter simply: - Like - Retweet Packs will be ripped and cards will be available 12/1. Must be following to be eligible
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Man, 31. Life is so unpredictable, unfair and scary. A good friend and possibly one of the most genuine, nicest, and selfless guy I know passed away today. Rest in peace buddy.
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1/ On How Short Life Is A few years ago, I was walking around in a blizzard in SoHo (New York). It was late, midnight, and it was beautiful. Some friends, about 15 blocks away, called: "come over?" It was late, it was cold, was tired, thought "maybe not worth it" but then...
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I'm pretty excited for a decade of them tone deafly telling people they knocked from the middle to the bottom how to be poors teapawt.org/INVESTMENTSHULK/status…
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All it takes is a different shirt and haircut and I go from being rich, smart, and privileged to being a unstable dangerous racist
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This one small trick with make cashier's everywhere go from asking if you'd like to donate to the kids with no limbs fun to saying "that'll be 20.22... if you wanna take something off just lmk it's no problem"
bitcorn 🌽
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taylor swift's silence on robinhood is deafening
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Imagine running a hedge fund without a counter-memetics department
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sleeping with a military guy and then telling him he can’t stay over because of the 3rd amendment
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Sometimes you push the right buttons on your computer and make money, sometimes you hit the wrong buttons and lose money. But one thing never changes, none of it will ever make any sense.
I want the free neuralink that plays ads in your sleep
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2020 was invented by historians to sell more history
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Kinda scuffed but hey, It'll do 🤣
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Like bro, God made covid too, he's trying to kill you and you're getting in his way
you retweet another article about Epstein. your 250 followers will learn the truth. you tried talking to family members but they think you’re crazy. too many people involved are being targeted. a knock at the door. UPS. you don’t remember ordering a package.
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