@sazzyLM8

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It’s the best picture I’ve ever seen, the tragedy, the glory, and the farewell
vale 🍁 comms open!!@sitthefoolsJul 20
🇦🇷 #messi
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Ballon d’Or top 5 1. Harry Kane 2. Lamine Yamal 3. Kylian Mbappe 4. Lionel Messi 5. Rodri
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He’s in a totally different world😭😭😭😭😭
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The young players couldn’t believe Messi was standing right in front of them at the Messi Cup opening ceremony. Everyone wants a picture with their idol. 😁❤️🐐
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When people told me that Barcelona is nothing without Messi I’d always tell them to stop exaggerating. But after all these years, I’m really starting to think we would’ve just been another Borussia Dortmund without him.
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Messi at 19 genuinely took Cannavaro and Roberto Carlos’s ankles in his first Classico that season and scored a hatrick in the next one
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He doesn’t know it but im incorporating him into my wedding man idc
All About Argentina 🛎🇦🇷
@AlbicelesteTalkOct 25
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They hired a ref who was apart of an illegal trafficking prostitution group for the World Cup final, saw Cucurella do exactly this, and said nah
Sudanalytics
@sudanalytics_Oct 25
😳🇧🇷 Neymar fue EXPULSADO POR TAPARSE LA BOCA en una discusión con Rodrigo Néstor.

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Not even 24 hours after being awarded by the royalty in Spain, he’s not real man
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Messi in 2018: - Most goals - Most assists - Most G/A - More G/A than Ronaldo and Modric combined - Most trophies won (League, super cup, Copa del Rey) - Most individual awards - Best performance against WC winning team He placed 5th.
Scøfield 🏆@noz_zyyOct 24
if Mbappe wins it then football might finally be back to some normalcy, trophy logic has fried the sport. I also don’t mind Kane at all, they were so obviously the best players on every stage last season.
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If Mbappe wins the Ballon d'Or that means Messi was robbed of every single Ballon d'Or he didn't win. Messi used to finish 5th while having 80 G/A and "only winning Copa del Rey". Every single time he didn't win it was because of trophies and he was 10x better individually than current Mbappe
Scøfield 🏆@noz_zyyOct 24
if Mbappe wins it then football might finally be back to some normalcy, trophy logic has fried the sport. I also don’t mind Kane at all, they were so obviously the best players on every stage last season.
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The greatest career ending in history of the sport. Ultimate goat of the sport. The most respected person in the sport.
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They’re giving Mbappe the ballon dor because he broke records in a losers final😂😂😂😂
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A Top 2 World Cup campaign ever and arguably the most influential player for a teams run to a final ever. Last time we saw a run like that was 40 years ago, don’t think people really understand how heavy this shit holds.
plumber_football
@tichyburnerOct 24
If Rossi won the 1982 ballon dor, and R9 won the 2002 ballon dor, then Messi should win the ballon dor this year
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Holy shit this is unprecedented levels of aura we have never witnessed before
Messi World
@M10GOATOct 23
الرياضي الافضل 🐐
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Genuinely the most “Final Boss” vibes ever wowzers
All About Argentina 🛎🇦🇷
@AlbicelesteTalkOct 23
WOW.
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Wow what a horrible end to his career, no one is gonna respect him after the World Cup. Should’ve just lost instead of beating a team that was 2-0 up who forgot to defend.
All About Argentina 🛎🇦🇷
@AlbicelesteTalkOct 23
STANDING OVATION FOR LIONEL MESSI. 🐐
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DO NOT LET HIM FUCKING LEAVE THIS IS YOUR CHANCE @FCBarcelona_es
FC Barcelona
@FCBarcelonaOct 23
Congratulations Leo Messi for the 2026 Princess of Asturias Award for Sports. Richly deserved recognition for your outstanding talent, which has left a lasting impact both on and off the pitch, making you a benchmark in world football due to your excellence, commitment to sport and solidarity. A highly successful career during which FC Barcelona was a key part of your life and story. An inseparable bond that forms part of the Club’s legacy and for which your involvement will always be a source of pride. 📸 @fpa
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Im sure this guy is a real human
Patrick Williams@EFCxGoatOct 23
THIS IS A JOKE 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. Ronaldo’s goal is actually an own goal!! He didn’t even touch it!!! The shameless clown did the siiiu when he knows it wasn’t his goal 😭😭😭. The problem is that Saudi actually gave it to him!!! Peak corruption!!
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Can we all stop trying to be different and just give the ballon dor to the player who came to the hardest competition in the world with zero preparation at 39 yrs old and outperformed everyone, pretty obvious we all know who’s still the best lol
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These the same fans that talk about other clubs making one sided rivalries?😭😭😭😭
MILAGRO (FT ACCOUNT⚽️🇦🇫)@FT_MILAGR0Oct 22
Pessi vs Juventus 2016/17 when it mattered the most. More to come.. #PessiFiles
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Messi in all these games: - Most Assists - Most MOTM - Most MOTM per game - 3rd most NPG - 3rd most NPG per game - Most BCC - Most BCC per game - Most dribbles - Most dribbles per game
Iniestactics
@IniestacticsOct 22
Messi vs Real Madrid from 13/14 to 21/22
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