Elaine, from the Internet. Eurovisionary. Redhead. Ambassador to Neutral Moresnet. Mum to a small tuxedo cat called Iffy. West End Girl.

Glasgow, Scotland
Joined January 2009
One of my favourite things about late spring/early summer is seeing animals out and about with their babies.
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This place finally is dead huh.
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Still no signs of a SNP surge but it's early hours and everything could change. Back to you in the studio.
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Strange to think it's been 8 ys since I took a photo of a self-service checkout in a Sainsbury's in Tadley to joke that it wouldn't let me vote for Hillary, and supermarket security interrogated me for it, made me erase any photo of Tadley I'd taken, and banned me from the store
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UK election exit poll: "The most grim looking result has happened, now you can exhaust yourself and stay up until 4am just to have it made super clear if you want" US election exit poll: "Republicans care about the economy, Democrats care about the economy, Kids like ice cream"
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Why are they so moody
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Elaine Scattermoon retweeted
imagine if the yanks took this much interest in our elections. staying up late to see if transfers from the tuv will help the dup in north antrim.
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Could we not have moved Loud Sky Explosion night to one where we're not all sitting around anxiously to begin with? Like I know they did fireworks for our election but still.
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Honestly this is a big part of why I'm here less. I've rarely felt this utterly powerless.
Every time I have a good day I check this website and something horrible is happening to us, and I can't even be like "It's just the Internet dw about it" because it's our human ballsack of a health secretary
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Well, that, and I have pneumonia and am stuck in bed having coughing fits whenever I speak like some side character in a regency drama.
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Recalling that couple who feared nuclear WW3 breaking out in the early 80s so much they moved to the place they thought most likely to avoid it, namely, the Falkland Islands.
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This building must feel self-conscious being where it is
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Last night's @PSB_HQ gig at the Barrowland was an all-timer, got every piece I wanted from Night Mail to Gagarin to Progress alongside the new album about Amelia Earhart's last flight. Public Service Broadcasting such a nerdy joy, who else would do music about Sputnik or Elektra?
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Admittedly, shouting "my ear hearts your Earhart" didn't quite work as well as I hoped.
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Colombo is not allowed on Finnish trains
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Finnish pine tar sweets. Taste like honeyed woodsmoke. I love them.
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Ironically missed the aurora in Glasgow last night because I'm somewhere with too much cloud cover, namely, the Arctic Circle in Finland, to see the aurora.
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I mean, for fucks sake. – at Rovaniemi, Finland
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