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help i got the gay hockey brainworms idk how to use twitter be gentle with me thanks ✨

30 | queer af | she/her
Joined July 2026
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gcu kinktober day 31: free choice - watersports 💦 ft. omorashi, praise kink, & soft dom ilya 🥰 #kinktober #hollanov
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gcu kinktober day 31: free choice - watersports 💦 ft. omorashi, praise kink, & soft dom ilya 🥰 #kinktober #hollanov
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this is a complete ficlet!! you can read and reblog it on tumblr!! tumblr.com/schittyfic/832661… also THAT'S A WRAP FOLKS!! thanks a lot to all the fellow perverts who have come along on this journey with me. [hudson voice] love y'all... uh. <3333
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minors dni with this post please and thank you 😁
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transfixed #hollanov
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gcu kinktober day 30: punishment 🚫 ft. last boston year era, subtop!ilya, exhibitionism, sex toys ❤️‍🔥 #kinktober #hollanov
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schittyfic retweeted
yuna: “but you hate him” shane: “no, i actually uhm… i love him” ilya:
What a distinguished gentleman.. 😊
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me watching the us turn blue all the way from the uk
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How it feels to be a fic author who does not want fandom clout but does like engagement and doesn't care if fic is passed around but does care if it's scraped by AI or used for profit and does not understand why we're talking about lawyers and--
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ok a couple hours late, but here’s for the first day #subtopilyaweek ! sex tape and a little bit of feminization :)
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fuckin welling up at that assembly clip fml i love him so much and i also love wonderful non-speaker rep so much
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Bonus clip from Hudson Williams’ episode of ‘The Assembly’! ❤️‍🩹 (via @cbcgem) “What do you love about being Hudson Williams?”
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schittyfic retweeted
gcu kinktober day 29: breathplay 🥵 ft: situationship era, under-negotiated kink, & mean dom ilya ❤️‍🔥 #kinktober #hollanov
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gcu kinktober day 29: breathplay 🥵 ft: situationship era, under-negotiated kink, & mean dom ilya ❤️‍🔥 #kinktober #hollanov
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also goes without saying surely but don't do breathplay like this irl please I beg. they are stupid idiot boys 💕💕💕
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Hudson Williams on The Assembly Season 2: Full Episode! ❤️
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