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And he who has no sword, let him sell his garment and buy one. Luke 22:36

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Iowa buddy sent me this, I got a good laugh! 😂
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If elected I promise no tax on tits.
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When the wife buys a cheap smart watch and the piece of shit wouldn’t work here’s the solution. Almost missed but it won’t bother here anymore.
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1. Mugshot 2. Deport……..in that order.
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Mike 5.7 retweeted
This did make me smile. Nice to have a laugh on a Sunday . I think it might be AI 🤪🤪😂😂😂 #dogs #funny
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If you didn’t laugh, we ain’t friends!? 🤣🤣🤣
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There is no X in especially. Stop it!
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You know Democrats want Medicare for all so they can decide who lives and dies don’t you.
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More guns Less government
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“Somebody Save Me” - Cinderella
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Pfizer for none
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Shocking, did you know this? Dr. Bryan Ardis just dropped a bombshell that Big Pharma, the American Heart Association, and cardiologists have been burying for decades. Magnesium can help prevent heart attacks and strokes… yet almost no one is telling patients. And salt? The exact opposite of what you’ve been told. A massive 2016 study published in The Lancet — 450,000 people across nearly 50 countries, the largest ever on salt and heart disease — found that people eating 3–4 times the amount of salt the FDA recommends had the best heart outcomes: lower blood pressure and lower risk of heart attacks and strokes. When that study came out, the American Heart Association reportedly threatened the journal: retract it… or we pull all our funding.They tried to bury the truth so they could keep pushing the pills. Your heart needs real salt and magnesium — not the narrative they sell.
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Mondays be like
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RFK Jr visits Yellowstone to meet the famous bison 🦬 👀😂
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When the DSA retards realize they just voted to be enslaved.
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Meteorologist is retard
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