Will Schott

Amateur Writing Tips thirddraught.substack.com/p/…

I worked out this morning, just FYI

I can't wait to establish the run tomorrow

We'll get a Nelson/Buckner one-on-one in about a month

but y tho...

People too often choose Pride over Production, specifically when it comes to accepting assistance that we didn’t ask for. thirddraught.substack.com/p/…

Refusing to acknowledge and utilize the power you have over yourself is the first and last step to your demise. thirddraught.substack.com/p/…

McDonald’s drive thru window employees have some absolutely ELITE drip

Son wakes up. "Dad, can I watch TV?" Me: "Maybe. What do you want to watch?" Son: "Umm... Tom and Jerry." Me:

Wake up, babe! The Boilermakers are operating as a functional football program!

Is Saturday October 3rd the most Fall date on the calendar?

After giving up 7 goals to 0 in the first 71 minutes of the NHL season, we've finally got pucks on net #IgniteTheOrange

Tanking in sports is like Communism. Yeah, it's never really worked for anyone before, but WE'LL do it right.

24 hours away...

Hey, @devontasmith. If you put up 35 fantasy points tonight, I'll give you one of my Jimmy John's sandwiches I'd win.

Watched Toy Story 5 last night. Here are my official Power Rankings: 1. 2 2. 1 3. 3 4. 5 5. 4

We are in the Steroid Era of Wheel of Fortune.

I’m never going to feel great at Mile 6 if I always stop at Mile 5. thirddraught.substack.com/p/…

Me after sleeping 2 nights on a terribly uncomfortable hospital couch while my wife got a cozy adjustable bed when our son was born.