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For millions of American families, rent is an unavoidable predatory and systemic tax on the unestablished or on those whose parents can't gift them a large downpayment. Opendoor’s job is simple: end this tax.
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$LKY.ax | $LKYRF Locksley advances its Greater Tottenham Copper Growth Strategy in NSW, with more than 50 km of prospective trends identified through geological and geophysical interpretation. @Locksley_LKY #ASX #Copper
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Our US critical minerals Investment @Locksley_LKY $LKY just upgraded raw ore from its US antimony project into products grading up to 93% antimony. $LKY is looking to restart the USA's first antimony mine in decades with its historically producing Desert Antimony Mine in California, which produced antimony during WW1 and WW2. The mine sits inside $LKY 's Mojave Project, ~5.5km from $17BN MP Materials' Mountain Pass, the only operating rare earths mine in the USA. Read more here: bit.ly/4f8w2FI Disc: 4,890,278 LKY Shares Held
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$LKYRF up 25% today. Who’s buying 750,000 shares today?
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Yall need to apologize to Hunter Biden
JUST IN: Donald Trump says “it’s none of your business” when asked how Barron Trump’s net worth increased $150,000,000 in a year.
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I don’t think anyone is ready for how blue those midterms are going to be
🚨 JUST IN: Foodborne illnesses have gone up by 400% in 2026. This increase is linked to RFK Jr.’s radical changes to food safety standards.
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Hunter Biden: “My dad in 1972 took a vow he would never own a stock or a bond and he kept that vow over 50 years of public life. He retired from the presidency as having probably the lowest net worth of anyone that ever entered the presidency. Meanwhile, he got tagged with this idea of the Biden Crime Family and all of that crap. Donald Trump is selling 100K early access to his Truth Social tweets which is just a front-running for insider trading in the open”
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🚨BREAKING: Senator Josh Hawley says “innocent people don’t plead the Fifth” when describing Dr. Fauci’s testimony. Here’s the video of Donald Trump pleading the Fifth 400 times during his civil fraud trial.
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$LKYRF $LKY People aren’t getting that their patented antimony processing is going to be worth billions itself
$LKY.ax | $LKYRF Locksley Resources has advanced DeepSolv™ technology with Rice University, demonstrating recovery of high grade antimony products from raw ore and concentrates, including products containing up to 93% Sb following optimisation. @Locksley_LKY #Antimony #CriticalMinerals #ASX
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SEC chair Atkins: "Semiannual reporting will still protect investors." Narrator: "It wouldn't."

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$OPEN has 3 major milestones ahead: 1️⃣ $9.97 - Zillow equivalent (+98%) 2️⃣ $22.74 - Lennar equivalent (+351%) 3️⃣ $139.00 - Shopify equivalent (+2,655%)
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It’s happening.
🤖 Made with AI
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Fantastic conversation with BBBY CEO @marcuslemonis. I think Marcus and his team have the right idea for how to build a really big business in the home space. I am bullish and have purchased 160,000 shares in the open market.
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Win $2000 shopping spree.. RT and tell us why it should be you. @BedBathBeyond @ContainerStore #BedBathBeyondContainerStore
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Big Money campaign contributions are destroying American democracy. Today, Rep. Summer Lee and I are introducing legislation to end billionaire-funded super PACs. Democracy means one person, one vote. We must not allow oligarchs to buy elections.
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Morgan Stanley is a 10%+ holder on $OPEN and doubled their position. CPP Investments up 305%. BlackRock, Vanguard, and JPMorgan all accumulating. Insiders buying.....Insiders know what coming! $OPEN, the Carvana of REAL ESTATE! ( not just Homes, also Mortgage, Title, Insurance
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