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I wonder who does the maintenance for fury road? Like who fills in the pot holes and stuff.
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schwabby retweeted
> Get hired by a game studio. Dream job. Tens of thousands of hours to get here.
> The studio's parent company puts you to work on "Shitty Fortnite."
> Work 80 hour weeks for a year.
> Shitty Fortnite is shitty.
> Massive losses.
> Get laid off.
> People tweet about you like this
schwabby retweeted
Millennials, it's time to choose your midife crisis
1. Date a 23 year old
2. Quit drinking and become insufferable about it
3. Double down on drinking
4. Train for a marathon nobody asked about
5. Have a panic baby (with wife you hate)
6. "We're opening the relationship" (she bangs)
7. Get divorced
8. Get diagnosed with adult ADHD/autism
9. Niche side quests like rock climbing, hyrox, gardening, handstands
schwabby retweeted
yeah im one of the swamp enemies. got my club got my poison damage. fucking love mud dude. its the swamp
schwabby retweeted
Pretty crazy to see resident evil fans complaining that one of the best working horror directors is making an original film set in the universe of their favorite game series like are you guys okay
schwabby retweeted
Coming home from work to find a bunch of ammo and health packs in the foyer and realizing my roommate must've mutated into his Abomination form again
