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head cheerleader/homecoming queen/part time model

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Joined March 2011
#growingupinwisconsin when ur out of state and u can't find a culvers – at Waukesha, WI
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should’ve never have forgiven
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How to spend time when you're alone
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trump: *waking up* wheres joe biden? surgeon: who do you think gave you the ear 💕
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the bar has been set so low i’m actively trying to not to fall in love over the smallest things that i’ve always deserved
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We'll all remember where we were when we realized The Alchemy was about Travis Kelce.
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It’s a 2am surprise: The Tortured Poets Department is a secret DOUBLE album. ✌️ I’d written so much tortured poetry in the past 2 years and wanted to share it all with you, so here’s the second installment of TTPD: The Anthology. 15 extra songs. And now the story isn’t mine anymore… it’s all yours. 🤍 taylor.lnk.to/ttpd-theanthol…
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Taylor Swift becomes the first artist ever to get their own category in the “Search” tab on @AppleMusic - She is also featured on the “Pop” category
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The Tortured Poets Department. An anthology of new works that reflect events, opinions and sentiments from a fleeting and fatalistic moment in time - one that was both sensational and sorrowful in equal measure. This period of the author’s life is now over, the chapter closed and boarded up. There is nothing to avenge, no scores to settle once wounds have healed. And upon further reflection, a good number of them turned out to be self-inflicted. This writer is of the firm belief that our tears become holy in the form of ink on a page. Once we have spoken our saddest story, we can be free of it. And then all that’s left behind is the tortured poetry. THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT is out now: taylor.lnk.to/thetorturedpoe…
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All Too Well (Ryan and Emily’s Version) !!! Watch me accidentally catch myself singing this version on tour. This monologue is EVERYTHING 🫶🫶👏👏
Ryan Gosling's monologue!
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no one told the birds the world was ending, so they keep singing like it’s spring
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do you think people generally know when they’re fucking nuts
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27 votes • Final results
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rooting for them today
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exactly
‘ABBOTT ELEMENTARY’ has been renewed for Season 4 at ABC.
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The whole club lookin at herrrrrrrrr
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This footage of Lady Gaga and Beyoncé is the closest we’re ever getting to the Telephone sequel
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