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carl armstrong

@scndborn
 Wichita, KS
Joined January 2011
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Check out this awesome new app! Guess The 90s on the App Store! bit.ly/1hZz7H2 via @randomlogicgame
Seattle Seahawks #WhosGonnaWin
#whosgonnawin Seattle Seahawks
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@thegoatcircle9 Jan 2014
The “Get Naked Bikini” is a bikini that completely dissolves in the water, leaving the person completely nude.
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@MamasUncutQA7 Jan 2014
Sex makes females pretty, While having sex, the female body doubles on estrogen levels.. which makes hair shine and the skin becomes softer
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Hi
@torrrimartinez why can't I follow you?
@torrrimartinez hi
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Martha Roby@MarthaRobyAL29 Jul 2013
Some in Washington forgot that the government works FOR the people, not the other way around. RT if you agree it is time to #StopGovtAbuse.
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@thegoatcircle26 Jul 2013
Retweet if you would try to break this!
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Jeff Fuller@SportingDogTV23 Jul 2013
RT for a chance to win a CAMO hat from @deltawaterfowl . 10 winners will be chosen from this post and last weeks! #SDATV
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Jeff Fuller@SportingDogTV17 Jul 2013
RT if you want to win a Liberty Fat Boy Safe later this year in our social media prize giveaway! Use #SDATV for comments about our episodes
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@CMT30 Jun 2013
*RT TO ENTER* I'm watching a new #CMTDogAndBeth TONIGHT at 8/7c and want to win a shirt and signed photo! Rules: at.cmt.com/ms53d
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@MamasUncutQA30 Jun 2013
" Mother-in-law ": When you rearrange the letters: "Woman Hitler."
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@thegoatcircle11 Jun 2013
After age 30, the brain loses about 50,000 neurons a day. Shrinking by 25% each year.
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@MamasUncutQA31 May 2013
The odds of dying in a car accident are 1 in 5000. The odds of you dying in a plane crash are 1 in 11, & you have a 76% chance of surviving.
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Looking to buy a house and saw a nice one today. Just hope we can convince dad that it's a good one. Wish me luck. Gonna need it....
Sometimes I just wish I had a hole to crawl into and hide. Ugh
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so glad the day is almost over. ready for tonights stoms
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