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Scott

@scottmalcolm2
 Beer, England
Joined December 2011
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We're on the brink of nuclear war and he's posting this. I am so embarrassed.
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Very unusual flight trajectory today leaving Edinburgh for Rome. After take-off the pilot flew west, allowing the best view of Glasgow and the Firth of Clyde I’ve ever seen.
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Desmond at the pub later looking for a new manager
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@rosspat86Nov 1
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I’m so in love with you 💙
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Bi Ferry losing the plot 😂
The County Corner (@thecountycorner) profile pictureThe County Corner@thecountycornerOct 31
‘Is that allowed?! Get that to fu…’
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🎃 Happy Halloween from the Fred & Rose have a great night 👻 On a serious note if you got Kids or young girls out, Make sure you keep them in sight, its not like it was 20 years ago. A lot of Doctors and Engineers will also be out.
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If alcohol so bad for you then how come i stop shaking every time i have it
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mommy roleplay but i just leave you in a hot car
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Andy@_andrewkerr_Oct 30
Half a grolsch please love
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I just know Patrick Stewart is walking along in heaven, seeing a beautiful girl whose clothes have just fallen off, and she's scrabbling around to get them back on again, but even before she can get her knickers on, Patrick's seen everything.
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Did you know crabs can make noise?
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Footy Headlines (@Footy_Headlines) profile pictureFooty Headlines
@Footy_HeadlinesOct 28
🍀⚪🟢 Celtic 27-28 Home Kit Colors Leaked: footyheadlines.com/141492422…
Celtic 27-28 Home Kit Colors Leaked

Celtic 27-28 Home Kit Colors Leaked

Footy Headlines can leak the first details about the new Celtic home kit for the 27-28 season.

footyheadlines.com
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if u go to a cinema to see this i would actually think less of you
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@PopCraveOct 27
The final 6 episodes of Amelia Dimoldenberg’s ‘Chicken Shop Date’ will be screened in movie theaters on November 24 in the UK, Ireland, and Paris.
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Plane Guy
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16 year old Archie Self hits a 9 darter on the Modus in Champions Week He’s a bit good isn’t he?
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@Element_M1llerOct 27
Fuck off 😂😂😂😂 Getting terrorised by spastics now.
GB Politics (@GBPolitcs) profile pictureGB Politics
@GBPolitcsOct 27
🚨PICTURED: Mohmed Abdulkarim, one of the two suspects charged over the RAF Fairford suspected terror plot He's accused of loading three white vans with metal drums containing petrol, water butts and smart dash-cams
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Trump: I love the meat! Ahhhh! I love it, look! *gestures*
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“Fake and gay”
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@ICEgovOct 26
Fake & Gay! Moussa Diawara, the Malian national featured in this shockingly poorly researched @60Minutes report, now faces allegations of immigration FRAUD after his asylum application surfaced, revealing that he claimed to be a HOMOSEXUAL man who feared persecution in Mali. Read more ⬇️
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